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Song Parodies -> "We Always Choke 'Cause She Stinks"

Original Song Title:

"She Only Smokes When She Drinks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joe Nichols

Parody Song Title:

"We Always Choke 'Cause She Stinks"

Parody Written by:

Steve McIntyre

The Lyrics

So you lit her cigarette
You're feelin' pretty good
You think you've got a shot
Most girls, you prob'ly would
but, there's somethin' out of place
there's an odor with this girl

Your sniffer ain't all wrong
Let me tell you about her

Chorus:
We always choke 'cause she stinks
She only bathes now and then
Now and then when she's tired
Of bein' turned down by men
You can give her some soap
it won't work like you think...
Everybody knows, she's really kinda gross
And we always choke 'cause she stinks

Did you ask her to shower
Let me guess, she told you no
Got to take her someplace "open"
Or stuff something up your nose
Oh, don't take it all that hard
When she smiles and passes gas
For a sorta pretty girl
She ain't got any class

Chorus:
We always choke 'cause she stinks
She only bathes now and then
Now and then when she's tired
Of bein' turned down by men
You can give her some soap
But it won't work like you think
Everybody knows, she's really kinda gross
And we always choke 'cause she stinks

(repeat chorus)

Oh, yeah


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Bethany - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny and witty! Could be the next Cletus!!
wdh - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good!
Diva - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Good point.
ivy brock - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
i think that this song is good and sweet and its little sad but its okay because i can listen to this all day long.

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