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Song Parodies -> "Poor Kids"

Original Song Title:

"These Kids"

Original Performer:

Joel Turner

Parody Song Title:

"Poor Kids"

Parody Written by:

Jordan Higgins

The Lyrics

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These kids trapped in jacko's bedroom and
he's gunna touch their bums
A butt full of jacko sausage is all that they're getting
And nobody knows the games they had gone through
And you would believe 'em if they told you

These kids trapped in jacko's bedroom and
he's gunna touch their bums,
A butt full of jacko sausage is all that they're getting
And nobody knows the games they had gone through
And you would believe 'em if they told you

So many crimes, yet no real fines
The world had to hear so many times
About how he touched kids bums,
Minority groups, kids with single mothers
Young homies at a sleep-over for money
It's kinda funny how he's black and white
i guess in this wacky world thats allright how he was black and now he's not.

Oh why, so many cry coz in jacko's eyes
The mistake he made, cant be erased the only way out is to make an internet tape
And if he dont do it sudden then they'll put him in the slammer
Polluting himself with surgery, or else his nose will fall off
So we as a nation just class him as a sick child mellesterer
And if they don't put him away he'll get those kids again
pick 'em off the streets 'n make sure the police dont see him
and take em back to his place and he'll say to grab his snake.

Kids may not want to tell the storey because they've been bribed
This song goes out to the whole justice system
Instead of listening to the kids with the problems
They just take jack to court and put him on trial
Until that jacko's in prison or dead before there's twenty more

These kids trapped in jacko's bedroom and
he's gunna touch their bums,
A butt full of jacko sausage is all that they're getting
And nobody knows the games they had gone through
And you would believe 'em if they told you

These kids trapped in jacko's bedroom and
he's gunna touch their bums,
A butt full of jacko sausage is all that they're getting
And nobody knows the games they had gone through
And you would believe 'em if they told you

You probably heard the news about the 14 year old kid
Who went to jacko's place and said that it was shit
What you'll expect in, the situation that he was facing
With all of these expectations he just wanted to have fun
But the mistake he made was fatal
What about my mate who had a sleepover at jacks
and came back the next day with a sore ass and a new toy
See both of them, were trapped in jacko's bedroom they play with little blanket
The younger was felt all over, the other had problems with his butt
Now they're both safe,but the same thing happens time 'n time again
cops trying all the time until that jacko is plain dead
And then there is those kids who run away from home
Live at jacks place all chrome
Can't deal with tha pain of the world so they get boned
Sit on a bed, become known as the local kid whores
With lots of ice cream cones, they communicate with giggles and groans
And nobody knows they came from suberban homes
Plus to us they're just weird kid clones
And the pain plagues their brains they can't maintain secret lives
jacko is all but normal, a life with him is all but nice
Plus life isnt worth if your trapped in his playworld all ya life
surgery might not be the answer, but jack dont know when to stop
When their parents look for their kiddies they find
them at jacko's place touching his sausage,
A lot of the time, kids dont know any different
It's like they losing their minds, they've got bright red bums
Think they're doing just fine, but they still in the bedroom
Yeah the kids of this time, in a whole lotta trouble
If you in trouble, jump over that muddle
which is wacko jacko's face but its all plastic and unreal
Looks just like a women you loved, yeah
Looks just like you've never seen the daylight.
These kids trapped in jacko's bedroom and
he's gunna touch their bums,
A butt full of jacko sausage is all that they're getting
And nobody knows the games they had gone through
And you would believe 'em if they told you

These kids trapped in jacko's bedroom and
he's gunna touch their bums,
A butt full of jacko sausage is all that they're getting
And everybody knows
everybody knows

These kids trapped in jacko's bedroom and
he's gunna touch their bums,
A butt full of jacko sausage is all that they're getting
And nobody knows the games they had gone through
And you would believe 'em if they told you

These kids trapped in jacko's bedroom and
he's gunna touch their bums,
A butt full of jacko sausage is all that they're getting
And nobody knows the games they had gone through
And you would believe 'em if they told you

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is absolute murder to parody so thumbs up for effort, this one aint as bad as I thought it would be. Check out my parody of 'These Zits'.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/joelturnerandthemoderndayp­oets0.shtml

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