Song Parodies -> Steele's Song
| Original Song Title: | "You Don't Have to Be a Hero" |
| Original Performer: | Jodi Benson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Steele's Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Wolfie |
I know I love Balto, but it kinda hurt me to write this. Steele's just a cruel dog. Here's a song from his point of view. Based on a song from Balto 3.
You don't have to be the good guy.
You just have to be mean.
He doesn't need to know you're perfect.
He hates to know you hate.
And when Balto is bleeding,
You've done all you can do.
Be the bad guy, not the hero.
That's all I need from you.
You don't have to be the good guy.
If you hate the half-breed.
Kill him on the tundra.
And then time will do the rest.
My claws are your example.
Big and long and sharp.
You don't have to be a good guy.
You just have to be mean.
Trust in your boss.
I'm more than I seem.
Like me, you can kill.
Like me, you have claws.
However you kill Balto, you'll always be my minion.
Just kill the half-breed, Kaltag.
Be hatin' him too.
He will always be hated.
He will always be hated
For we'll always hate him.
You just have to be mean.
He doesn't need to know you're perfect.
He hates to know you hate.
And when Balto is bleeding,
You've done all you can do.
Be the bad guy, not the hero.
That's all I need from you.
You don't have to be the good guy.
If you hate the half-breed.
Kill him on the tundra.
And then time will do the rest.
My claws are your example.
Big and long and sharp.
You don't have to be a good guy.
You just have to be mean.
Trust in your boss.
I'm more than I seem.
Like me, you can kill.
Like me, you have claws.
However you kill Balto, you'll always be my minion.
Just kill the half-breed, Kaltag.
Be hatin' him too.
He will always be hated.
He will always be hated
For we'll always hate him.
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