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Song Parodies -> "I Speed"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Real"

Original Performer:

J. Lo feat. Ja Rule

Parody Song Title:

"I Speed"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

(What do I do the best?)
S-P-E-E-D
(Flyin' on over to the left, I'm speedin' in this lane)
This life style chose me
(To bring shame to these people who think they can beat me)
Ever since I drove fast
(There's only room for one, there ain't no room for you)
Now only I can drive it
(Talk junk, shut up, and race me, prove yourself on the street, let's go)

I been in so many races
It's like I cannot lose
My appetite for speedin'
Is now my hunger pain
And when I'm feel like cruisin'
Who's gonna ride with me
My only problem is
The police security

(Tired of bein' pulled over) Yeah, yeah
(Sick of arguin in the court) Yeah, yeah
(This time gonna tell the judge) Yeah, yeah
(That these cops don't understand) Come on

Chorus:
Yes I speed
(The way I drive, the way I cruise, the way I ride)
Yes I speed
(The way I floss, how slow I go, let me leave, big boss)
Yes I speed
(Music blasting, the way it sounds, ever lasting)
Yes I speed
I just can't go the speed limit

Man, I've been thinkin' about all this racing
I wanna know is there someone who can beat me
'Cause I have one loss and you only have one win
And this is my time, just for me to shine
Now they been lookin at me, smilin at me, laughin like I wasn't the best
But not knowin' that I much better than the whole rest
Hard drivin' and straight speedin'
Man, I ain't doin this race for nuttin
Let's begin the racing, racing, go ride up in the Benz
Going faster than the wind, with my twenty-two inch rims, hey
I'm speedin', heh, you know me
But you still can't mess with me playa

Chorus:

Now people lovin this and hatin this, starting the hatin'
But not knowin that they ain't racin' or touchin' me
I drive over the speed limit and I love it
Wait 'til I race again, playa, wait 'til I race again
And people always be asking me what I got in it
I tell them haters, mind your biz, but they don't understand yo
'Cause I race to the my fullest and I love it
Wait 'til I race again, playa, wait 'til I race again

(Tired of bein' pulled over) Yeah, yeah
(Sick of arguin in the court) Yeah, yeah
(This time gonna tell the judge) Yeah, yeah
(That these cops don't understand) Come on

Chorus:
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