-> "I'm Not Gay"
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"I'm Not Gay"
Ja-Baby what do they all call me?
Ja-But that isn't true.
Magazines done told me
Ja-I'll bring pain to any dawg that thinks I want it that way
Ever since I saw you
Ja-Don't believe them I only want you
Guy's done told me
Ja-That guy don't know me, the only guy that knows me flows with me. Holla!
I've seen so many gay guys,
It's like they're all the same .
They're all in my videos,
Causing me a big pain.
But when I'm feelin lonely,
They always comfort me.
My only problem is,
Tired of being alone,
Talkin on the phone,
Provin to you're friends,
That your rule is a fool
But you're not
I'm not gay
The way I walk, the way I talk , I don't like jocks.
I'm not gay
The way I look, the way I cook, I like your foot.
I'm not gay,
The way I took a look at you and didn't go OHH OOH!
I'm not gay
But I can't go on a date with you.
Now I've been thikin bout the size of a brick,
And I want to know just how big do they get,
Cause I wanna hit you with one the first time and the next time,
And keep hittin you till you forget time.
Now you got guys lookin at me smiling at me and wonderin if they could get inside me.
But not knowin that if they try I wont be very happy.
No lovin, no rubbing, and you know I ain't sayin this for nothin
If not I'll be poppin, poppin, your face into a frown till you fallin on the ground and making a big thump sound.
Hey, you're nasty.
Don't know me.
Stop feeling me, feeling me, Jay-Z
Now girls be hateing on me just because I called you gay,
Not knowin it's because you wont go on a date with me.
Come on you can touch my big booty.
And again and again, I'll let you touch over again.
Now people screamin at me whats the deal with you and Deuce Bigelow?
I tell them n****s mind they biz,
So they call him a ho.
I like using bad words that apply to black men,
Come on I don't even have a speck of black on my skin.
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