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Song Parodies -> "I'm Fat (No rap)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Real (remix)"

Original Performer:

J.LO and Ja Rule

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Fat (No rap)"

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The Lyrics

this might relate to all u Americans

I've flicked so many channels
and they are all the same
the girls they show on TV
never touched a chicken wing
so when I'm feeling hungry
I get something to eat
but I've seen that I've got a problem
inside of me

I wanna be thin
(yeah yeah)
but there's something within
(yeah yeah)
that's tell me about my fate
(that I'm gonna be overweight)


cuz I'm fat
the way I eat I'll have a heart attack before I'm 18
I'm fat
the way I drink so much soda I'll need a shrink
I'm fat
the way i think I'll never attract a guy with my weight

I'm fat
but dude
I can't live
without food


I try dieting
baking, grilling
and excercising instead of frying
I'm sick of it
if I grow too big I'll learn to love it
gotta breathe again
baby gotta eat again
now people screaming that u'll from obesity
I tell them anerexics to go and eat beef
the life I live
is calorie filled
and I love it
now I can eat again
baby now I can eat again


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