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Song Parodies -> "I'm Fake"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Real (Murda Remix)"

Original Performer:

J-Lo and Ja Rule

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Fake"

Parody Written by:

Kathryn

The Lyrics

This is Justin Timberlake (JT) and Britney Spears (BS) singing.
JT: What's mah nameeeeeeee
BS: L - A - K - E
JT: This bes da Lake and I'm playin da game
BS: And the game controls me...
JT: To bring pain, to ugly women, fake girls, they're all the same
BS: Now ever since you told me...
JT: There's only room for two, and that's me and mah shampoo
BS: Now only guys can diss me
JT: Hate me, hate me, hate me, there's no man in your life cuz you're fake, holla

BS: I've met so many men and
It's like they're all the same
My appetite for fakin
Is now my hunger pain
And when I think I'm sexy
Who gonna correct me
My only problem is their insecurity
Chorus 1:
Britney (Justin)
Tired of bein dissed (yeah yeah)
Sick of yellin on the phone (yeah yeah)
Are you tellin' all your friends (yeah yeah)
That Da Lake don't understand (my hate)
Chorus 2:
Cuz I'm fake (The way you dance, the way you sing, the way you look)
Cuz I'm fake (The way you laugh, the way you look, your teeth, your hair)
Cuz I'm fake (The way you snort, the you stink, drives me away)
Cuz I'm fake
And I can go without you

JT: Girl I've been thinkin' bout this relationship
And I wanna know when it'll be it
Cuz we've been through the bad times, and the worse times
And it was my time, even if you were there
Now they be lookin' at me, growlin' at me, laughing at your face
But I knowin' that you're growin' and getting fonky
No lovin, straight hatin
Girl I am doin this here for nothing
I'm here to get it to rockin, rockin just ridin in mah Benz
Music pumpin loud, sun glistenin off mah face, hey
You nasty, heh, yeah you are
But I still don't wanna mess wit you baby
Repeat Chorus 2:
BS: Now people lovin me, and hatin me, treatin me ungratefully
But I'm knowin that they're makin me and breakin me
My life I try to live it and I hate it
I can't breathe again, Justy, I can't breathe again
Now people screamin what the deal with me and the Lake
I tell em losers mind your biz, but they don't hear me though
My life I try to live it and I hate it
I can't breathe again, Justy, I can't breathe again
Repeat Chorus 1 and 2:

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