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Song Parodies -> "Combination Lock (No LOX Rap)"

Original Song Title:

"Jenny From the Block"

Original Performer:

J.Lo

Parody Song Title:

"Combination Lock (No LOX Rap)"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Note: This parody does not include the LOX rapping part.
Don't be fooled by the keys that I got,
I can't, I can't open up my lock.
Used to know the numbers, but I now forgot
No matter what I do, I can't remember them (Master Locks!)

Don't be fooled by the keys that I got,
I can't, I can't open up my lock.
Used to know the numbers, but I now forgot
No matter what I do, I can't remember them (Master Locks!)

Darn, what are the numbers? Man, I forgot!
Could it be six? Or nineteen? This gets me real ticked.
Can't remember, now I cannot get in
Into my stupid locker.
I don't recall the numbers.
Is it three?
Maybe eighteen, maybe nineteen
Hey, could it be twenty-three?

Don't be fooled by the keys that I got,
I can't, I can't open up my lock.
Used to know the numbers, but I now forgot
No matter what I do, I can't remember them (Master Locks!)

Don't be fooled by the keys that I got,
I can't, I can't open up my lock.
Used to know the numbers, but I now forgot
No matter what I do, I can't remember them (Master Locks!)

I'm getting really ticked
Are the numbers six?
Twenty-two or nine?
I gotta figure this out quick.
Rumors say the lock's been messed with.
Is it five, or twenty-six?
Getting worse
This all is just so unreal,
It's all so annoying.

Don't be fooled by the keys that I got,
I can't, I can't open up my lock.
Used to know the numbers, but I now forgot
No matter what I do, I can't remember them (Master Locks!)

Don't be fooled by the keys that I got,
I can't, I can't open up my lock.
Used to know the numbers, but I now forgot
No matter what I do, I can't remember them (Master Locks!)

Don't be fooled by the keys that I got,
I can't, I can't open up my lock.
Used to know the numbers, but I now forgot
No matter what I do, I can't remember them (Master Locks!)

Don't be fooled by the keys that I got,
I can't, I can't open up my lock.
Used to know the numbers, but I now forgot
No matter what I do, I can't remember them (Master Locks!)
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 16

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User Comments

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JJ - January 08, 2003 - Report this comment
AWFUL!!! Did the author even listen to the song before they wrote this?!!
lebeiw15 - January 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Did you even read the note on the top, that this does not contain the rap? Plus, I have heard this song about 30,000 times. Thanks for the comments. This is definitely not one of my better parodies. I'm also wondering why you voted so high on this song if you hated it so much.
Mike Florio - January 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked the idea..."Combination lock," as a title, its hillarious...
Mr X - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr. Lebiew, did you really hear it 30K times? Let's see, the album came out sometime in 2001 (I think), and you made your comment on January 10th, 2003, so that's about 2 years...which amounts to about 41 or 42 times in one day that you would've heard it...which is about twice every single hour.

Oh, by the way, nice job on the parody; I thought it was really great.
cuite girl - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Hello all. 4 one i thought it was great but very funny. Keep up the good jokes. ( you should go live lol)

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