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Song Parodies -> "My Love Just Cost 10 Cents"

Original Song Title:

"Love Don't Cost A Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

J. Lo

Parody Song Title:

"My Love Just Cost 10 Cents"

Parody Written by:

Lil Jen

The Lyrics

Note: dedicated to Patrick Campbell
Chorus: You think you gotta keep me iced you chill,
think i'm gonna spend your cash i will,
even if you were dead,
My love just cost 10 cents,
Think i'm gonna drive the benz i'll keep,
tell patrick 5 cents is just too cheap,
On my sign it will say,
my love just cost 10 cents

When i saw you there, bubbling the girl, she looked ugly, makes me wanna
hurl, thought that it was gay, when you looked at meknowing that you and i
need to pee,
But when i was bored, i turned my head, ya gave me a wink that weant let do
it in bed
but you're ugly, scared me off my ass, but then in your hand you held lots of
cash...

All that matters is, that you 're very rich,
gimme all the things i want that Patrick can't buy, yeah...

Chorus-repeat

you think the money that you make can subsitute the time you take,
it sure is and hell yeah,
i'm gonna take your cash, and then i'll whip your ass
i think you need to work harder to feed me and my dog homer,
take the keys here to your vault, and then i'll take your cash. and then i'll
whip your ass

chorus- 2 times

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