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Song Parodies -> "Making Babies"

Original Song Title:

"Tipsy"

Original Performer:

J-Kwon

Parody Song Title:

"Making Babies"

Parody Written by:

Joe Scovill

The Lyrics

I wrote this two the song while I was at the hospital listening to the song. I was mostly bored.
( verse 1)
1, here comes the 2 to the 3, to the 4
Everybody grindin dirty on the dance floor
Hottie with the body who live next door
Like she your mommi and wants some more
Probably she heard that I bang hardcore
Or maybe cause she heard that like all the hores
Legs wide open in the stall, better score
If not, better whip her with a cord
Here comes the 3 to the 2, to the 1
Homegirl trippin without a con-dom
When come to backseat, we do this for fun
She ain't got b- control you better run
Now the dude lovinz mommi, I mean hunz
When she blowing up, I regret what I done
She buying baby clothes saying ain't so fun
Now I bang too much, now I don't get none

(chorus)
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids

( verse 2)
2, here comes the 3, to the 4, to the 5
now I'm eat feeding my mommi, homemade pies
Nine months later out pops some eyes
While she telling me what wipes to buy
She say this kid, is actually mine
if throw it for adopton thats alright
She wants a pillow, and a bag of fries
Goddamn baby is to big in size
Here comes the 4 to the 3, to the 2
My eyes got big when she said, baby was two
Girls daddy rich so I think its koo
But instead of 1 mil, I need 2
My life is shit, cause I was a fool
Now I'm at the club, and my eyes are all blue
She told me to buy my baby some bran-new shoes
I guess I'll run away that's what'll do

(chorus)
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids

3, here comes the 4 to the 5, to the 6
I'm a rad guy, don't tell mommi I'm rich
I'm daddy, but I'm not getting hitched
She wanted child support son of a bitch
Brushed all of now I back to get lipped
Got some guards now, to protect me from that ish
Homegirls trippen cause I won't given shit
And that is that and that is this
Here comes the 5 to the 4, to the 3
Laugh at you, cause you drunk as I used to be
Club all good girls are on me like fleas
Dude, I don't care, I don't want I BABY

(chorus)
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids
Now everybody in the club has kids
Errbody in the club has kids



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