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Song Parodies -> "Chipsy"

Original Song Title:

"Tipsy"

Original Performer:

J-Kwon

Parody Song Title:

"Chipsy"

Parody Written by:

Nichole Orizino

The Lyrics

1 here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4
Damn, I dropped a whole bag right on the floor
I love my chips and now I want more
Need to bring box-fulls when I go on tour
And if I could I would buy out the stores
Eatin' up the bag so there's no more
Eatin' all these chips is making my jaw sore
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1
Eatin' all these chips is givin' me the runs
But I can't stop eatin' 'em 'cause I do it for fun
Gonna take your chips so you betta run
Now I'm in the back gettin' chips from my hun
She handin' me some bags under the settin' sun
She eatin' my chips sayin' she ain't havin' fun
Bitch give 'em back now you don't get none

Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips
Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips
Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips
Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips

2 here comes the 3 to the four to the 5
Pullin' out a bag this one's labeled Wise
Eatin' up the chips they go to my thighs
These chips are baked though they taste like they're fried
Not many left but that's all right
Go to the store jump in my ride
Grab me a bag and make it super sized
Here comes the 4 to the 3 to the 2
Stuff 'em in your mouth and don't forget to chew
Stole a bag from the store and they ain't got a clue
But instead of 1 bag I shoulda took 2
I love my chips so I treat 'em like jewels
Wash 'em down with some good old Mountain Dew
Open another bag so the chips tastin' new
I love my chips and you should too

Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips
Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips
Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips
Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips

3 here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 6
Self explanatory I love my chips
I like 'em even better when I eat 'em with dip
People tell me I gotta get a grip
Brush 'em all off pushed away Doritos Twists
Make them a fad so eatin' them is hip
They never fully fill the bag and I think that's a jip
Here comes the 5 to the 4 to the 3
Hands in the air if you like chips as much as me
Sittin' on my couch a bag of chips on my knee
Chips everywhere as far as you can see

Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips
Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips
Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips
Now everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips

Everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips
Everybody in the club eat chips

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Kimberly G. - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the one of the best versions of this song on amiright! Kool one. I like it. LMAO
MrMacphisto - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, and man... the original is so fu**ing annoying....
Nichole O. - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks. Glad you like it.
J-Dawg - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Ya get all nickels 4 this one. Good flow and everythang, i gonna tell all ma homies back in da hood.
Pepsi - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
dont worry makeing my parody

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