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Song Parodies -> "Pepsi"

Original Song Title:

"Tipsy"

Original Performer:

J-Kwon

Parody Song Title:

"Pepsi"

Parody Written by:

The Invincible

The Lyrics

Admit it, you were thinking it, too.
Oh, here comes the one to the two to the three
Everybody drinks up all my Pepsi
They ain't stop, chug like the stuff grows on trees
All the stores sold out, there ain't none left for me
Gotta drink the 'Fina, purity guaranteed
Or maybe buy the drink that taste like Wild Cherry
Bottom of the can and I buy more for me
If not then I gotta make some Lipton Tea
Here comes the three to the two to the one
Code Red shinin', lookin' red in the sun
When it come to pop, man, Pepsi number one
You ain't got Mug? You better get some
Now I'm in the store lookin' for Pepsi One
While a group is fighting over the last Frap at 'Bucks
They got another load comin' in the trucks
We all go jack the stuff, 'cause Coke really sucks

Everybody eatin' lunch drink Pepsi
(Everybody eatin' lunch drink Pepsi)
Everybody drop ya mugs drink Pepsi
(Everybody drop ya mugs drink Pepsi)
Everybody weigh a ton drink Pepsi
(Everybody weigh a ton drink Pepsi)
Everybody mix ya rum with Pepsi
(Everybody mix ya rum with Pepsi)

Nine, here comes the ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen
Now I'm on my break, reading People magazine
Go and put a buck in the lunchroom's machine
Junk spit it out and now I'm feelin' mean
I ain't drinkin' Diet Coke, don't wanna get lean
Man, I need to have caffeine
I'm in the mood for soft drinks, red, blue, and green
Coca-Cola, I'd rather drink Mr. Clean
Here comes the four to the three to the two
Started out the door, drinkin' Pepsi Blue
Girl staring at me sayin', "Vin, that you?"
Told her, "Yeah, but I ain't wastin' time on you"
Took another swig of the cool Mountain Dew
Expression on her face like she ain't got a clue
Gotta hit the streets, samplin' drinks fresh and new
You know how I do but that's just what I gotta do

Everybody eatin' lunch drink Pepsi
(Everybody eatin' lunch drink Pepsi)
Everybody drop ya mugs drink Pepsi
(Everybody drop ya mugs drink Pepsi)
Everybody weigh a ton drink Pepsi
(Everybody weigh a ton drink Pepsi)
Everybody mix ya rum with Pepsi
(Everybody mix ya rum with Pepsi)

Three, then comes the four to the five to the six
Product placements like this get me rich
Stuff goes sour like the lemon in the Twist
Keep my drink cool with the ice on my wrist
Got a sugar rush, got me sayin' "That's Brisk"
With some Orange Slice man, This here the ish
In Lemon Coke, taste like somebody pissed
That won't be a shock, not like Sierra Mist
Here come the five to the four to the three
Ain't buyin drinks seven bucks more than free
Ain't really good if it's low calorie
Dude, I'm a J-U-N-K-I-E

Everybody eatin' lunch drink Pepsi
(Everybody eatin' lunch drink Pepsi)
Everybody drop ya mugs drink Pepsi
(Everybody drop ya mugs drink Pepsi)
Everybody weigh a ton drink Pepsi
(Everybody weigh a ton drink Pepsi)
Everybody mix ya rum with Pepsi
(Everybody mix ya rum with Pepsi)

(Everybody eatin' lunch drink Pepsi)
(Everybody eatin' lunch drink Pepsi)

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 16

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Ethan Mawyer - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I wish i thought of that - great idea and well written triple 5s
Brittizzle Owizzle - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Off the mutha****in chain Wish i thought quadurple 5's Good job son
Trojan Cat - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Tall, cool parody - deserves 5's. But where is Cindy Crawford?
bre - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
oh that iz kinda funny:-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great title and a fairly humorous parody with plenty of endorsement.
Rick D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Second the fairly humorous
Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) "In Lemon Coke, taste like somebody pissed" ... that line made me LOL.
Melhi - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
P is for Pepsi, that's good enough for me *g* Nice work! Better than the original.
Phil Nelson - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) A lot of really funny lines.
Paul Robinson - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but funny lines throughout.
Peregrin - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one. Agree much better than original!
Meriadoc - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well, Pepsi tastes like a Coke that's been sitting open in the sun for three weeks, but the parody's not bad. ;-)
Phil Alexander - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I concur as well: definitely better than the original (which wouldn't have been difficult ;-) ), not exactly LOL hilarious but some very good lines.
bobpiecheese - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
nice work, but here's a fact that will astound all of you: PEPSI AND COKE TASTE THE SAME! ther's no bleedin point going on about it when there's nothin to fight over! Sheesh...

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