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Song Parodies -> "Chicken"

Original Song Title:

"Tipsy"

Original Performer:

J-Kwon

Parody Song Title:

"Chicken"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

Just to in case, Harold's Chicken shack is apopular resteraunt chain in Chicago. The problem is it's always packed to the door. So this is about a man who's hungry and waiting for his chicken. he leaves to get a snack while he waits but ends up going through every fast food joint available. So enjoy, here's "Chicken"Oh, and in the chorus Harold's is pronounced Hair-road's
Yeeah, Yeeah, yeeah,
Yo, 2 orders, 6 chick wings

1, here comes the 2, ticket 3, ticket 4
Chicken Shack's so packed, line is outside the door
"It'll be 30 minutes 'til we get to 44''
I'm getting hungry and my belly's in horror
Maybe this isn't what i'm really hungry for
Or maybe I could just visit the grocery store
Bottom of my gut tellin' me to gore
Even for I knew I was eatin' hardcore
First there were 3 now there's 2 now just 1
Hot dogs swallowed, how I feel I got the runs
So I grabbed a mag and released all my dung
Feel I got light, man. I released a ton
Now i'm in the mood to eat something on a bun
Wonderin' if my 12 chicken wings are about done
My girl askin why i ain't order her some
I ordered you 6 wings, now you don't get none

Now e'rbody in Harold's gettin' chicken (every body in Harold's gettin' chicken)
Now e'rbody in Harold's gettin' chicken (every body in Harold's gettin' chicken)
Now e'rbody in Harold's gettin' chicken (every body in Harold's gettin' chicken)
Now e'rbody in Harold's gettin' chicken (every body in Harold's gettin' chicken)


23 here comes the 2 with a 4 then a 5
Now, I'm getting anxious as I hop in my ride
Couple diners pass now I'm smellin some Popeye's
Now I'm pullin' over, get out to order thighs
Walking to da door;smilin', but to my surprise
They were closin' up, but Wendy's is late night
I order me a shake and a couple fries
But thinking maybe I can get 'em supersize
Here come's street 4 to street 3 to the 2
I started back to Harold's but right out the blue
There's a Mickey-D's look at who is next to
There's a Burger King and it's a drive-thru
My eyes got big cuz of all that I could choose
The joyness of my face as , my burger, i do chew
Then my stomache starts roarin' i'm not through
you know I do I just wanna gulp more food

CHORUS

3 here comes the 4 to the 5 to stop 6
I could munch all night until i get very sick
I'm a single man, i don't have a gut of bricks
I come back on twenty-nine, son of a b****
Rush to the door now i'm back to gettin fish
Harold's trippin cause I ain't got my dish
Now, I'm in the sideline til' they call my tix
Here comes 35, 34, 33
Hands hit the air callin' out "me!"
Call on me next but i retreat
All of that food makes a toilet a real need

Now e'rbody in Harold's gettin' chicken (every body in Harold's gettin' chicken)
Now e'rbody in Harold's gettin' chicken (every body in Harold's gettin' chicken)
Now e'rbody in Harold's gettin' chicken (every body in Harold's gettin' chicken)
Now e'rbody in Harold's gettin' chicken (every body in Harold's gettin' chicken)

Everybody in Harold's eatin' chicken [4x]

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Monica-The Good Witch of Washington - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Lmao! Man you must live around me or something, cause everyone I go to, I have the same problem. I have half a mind to push my way in, but they won't have it. Good parody!
Neo Matrix - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting...
bri n bird - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
THIS SHIT IS CRAZY! LOL PROPS TO THE MAKER LOL IT WAS CRAZY AND MADE US LAUGH AND WISH FOR MICKY D'S LOL
Agrimorfee - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) Chicago, #1 city in the world. Harold's would be proud of this little tribute (maybe). Local band Tautologic has referenced Harold's in one of their songs.
Guy - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) What a fowl parody. ;-) Sorry DKTOS but it read really well.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) I recently parodied this one for SOTM so can appreciate your effort. Nice rhyming and a theme I will soon relate to seeing I just finished my final exam.
TO THE CHICKEN PALACE!!!
Adagio - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) DKTOS but it reads well.
Stuart McArthur - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) DKTOS but using all those numbers worked really well - it developed its own rhythm for me - 555
Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(Food) Such schmaltz! Mazel Tov!
Jeff Reuben - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but good read
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) DKTOS - but the story theme is good...
Jack Wilson - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
( Food) Thats great! 555!
n0tr3sp0ns1bl3 - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Niiiiiiiiiiice. Clean pacing. Fun lyrics. Me = happy :)

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