Every girl crispy inside the tanning store,
When they go to the club they head straight to the dance floor,
They step out there it look like a tanning war,
One said she tan just to get all the boys,
Another said she tans just to get employed!
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Every girl in the club look crispy
(er girl in the club look crispy)whisper

2, here comes the 3, to the 4, to the 5
I'm looking at this girl about to cry,
I asked what's wrong she said don't be surprised,
I turned around walked away didn't have to wonder why,
Because that girl looked like some orange cheese fries,
Here comes the 4, to the 3, to the 2
Another crispy girl walked over to her boo,
I looked at her guy and he was crispy too,
Her sister walked by looking like a tube of white glue,
I told her that she needs to join those two,
She looked at me like she ain't have a clue,
I said the next time they tan you need to go to!