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Song Parodies -> "Top Speed"

Original Song Title:

"Tipsy"

Original Performer:

J-Kwon

Parody Song Title:

"Top Speed"

Parody Written by:

Ten Second Braeden

The Lyrics

LC=Loser Cruiser, which is a minivan.
last place is very bad
Don't take my license away
Let's go go, top speed with me, top speed with me

[1st verse]
I'm on the highway going' 124
Now I put the gas pedal down on the floor
There's a dent in my crappy car door
I play a racing game and I get a high score
This difficult track is for the hardcore,
watch me go fast by the grocery store,
An empty bag of trash is sitting on the floor,
Last place gets kicked right out the door
Now I accelerate to 131,
Goin' slow on this road just isn't no fun,
Get out of your slow car and start to run,
when you see my speed now you'll be stunned,
My acceleration hasn't even begun,
Two laps of the track that now are done
your loser cruiser engine, it won't even run,
When it comes to race wins, you got none.

[chorus]
Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed
Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed
Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed
Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed

[verse 2]
Look at my speed its 145
Those slowpokes in last place don't know how to drive,
Make it out of the corner back tehre alive
at top speed down the track I fly,
My fast engine that's inside
I'm stuck in traffic in my slow ride,
About my position, you don't ask why,
because right now I can't drive 55,
Now I accelerate to 152
The car ahead of me is painted black and blue,
On this hard section I don't know what to do,
That LC driver has a low IQ!
This next turn is the turn of doom,
watch a car hit the wall like boom,
drove straight into the dining room,
Out of here my car it zooms.

Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed
Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed
Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed
Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed


[verse 3]
Now I am driving 188
gas all the way down, can't accelerate
getting up to top speed at a high rate
then I drive right over a skate
I get rammed in the wall, then I hate,
all these slow cars always makin' me late,
got a lap record now which is great,
When I hit the finish line I'll celebrate,
I hit top speed 193
honk your horn if you drive fast as me,
watch out don't crash into a tree,
go wide to pass that big LC!

Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed
Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed
Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed
Now everybody on the track top speed, everybody on the track go top speed

Now everybody on the track top speed,
Now everybody on the track top speed,
Now everybody on the track top speed,
Now everybody on the track top speed.

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Very enjoyable, great concept but major pacing issues in the chorus and some verses. 3-4-5

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