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Song Parodies -> "Learn Proper English"

Original Song Title:

"Learn Chinese"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jin

Parody Song Title:

"Learn Proper English"

Parody Written by:

Brandon

The Lyrics

Jin Pissed me off with all his talked about, "Oh, I'm asian, and I'm only 15 but I get more girls then anyone in the hood when really I live in a masion." Just look at the lyrics, another wanna be pimp gangster that complains that his race gets mistreated..
Yeah, I'm white and what?
Yeah, you know who this is, Jim
Let me tell you this
The days of the dominos pizza and the papa johns
coming to your house five years is over
[Chorus]
You are all going to speak proper English
You are all going to speak proper English
You are all going to speak proper English
When the punk comes out you will all speak proper English

Go read that book called War and Peace man
I know a bunch of teachers that love giving A's man,
Crackers in New York, dude nothing has got to change
Stop Jin, the crackers are already stealing the Asian man's fame
This isn't a George Clooney movie, I watch too much Discovery TV
This isn't a game of poker when I go for all your chips
Too many tests got me feeling the Harvard motion
Eyes barely open with Martha Stewarts chicken roasting.
And your lady friend, she loves to swim in the ocean
Put it nicely on her shoulders just like sun-tan lotion
What's the commotion, you've never seen me?
The Cracker rapper with a PhD
You don't want to mess with Dubayas army
They will bomb you so fast you'll be shocked and aweing
And the battle of Politics is going to make you speak
another language
And Virgo I'm talking about the language of the Ghetto
[Chorus]
You are all going to speak proper English
You are all going to speak proper English
You are all going to speak proper English
When the punk comes out you will all speak proper English


This one goes out to those who order four chicken wings
From hooters with beer with ice and throw out traps for mice
In hollywood, you think it is all good?
Then the whores roam through like Monica Luinski would
I wish you would come to my Suburb town
Get lost in town, end up at the local playground
Get away with loitering? you must be crazy
We don't speak redneck, we speak proper english
And the only bad boys we know is the want to be gangsters looking out a detention window
Every time they pick on me, I want to pierce their nose
We should deride those dunces for free, we invented the male hoes!
I'm not you 50 Cent, I'm a rip of you Enimem
I'm not Outkast's Big Boi, I'm a just a Cracker's toy
Money in the palm of my hand
She looks suspiciously in the palm of my hands
You know what's next? Paid for sex
I'll be darned if I sleep with a woman I haven't paid yet

The moral of the story is
Don't judge a book by its cover
I know you think he's white but he still acts like a mother f***er
I saw his grades down at uncle David's
It was written in proper English and this is what he said:
Accepted: You'll be at Princeton U
Bring about some local cleaning ladies and mops so
They can clean my house up so I'm not the one to mess it up
Reading the Ten Commandments, studying the bible
Jesus' face on the church walls
If they think you'd convert to Islam, it's so over for you all
Me, I'm just Jim just doing my thing
Just doing my thing, just doing my thing
Why is there mansions everywhere I go?
Oh that's right, I forgot I'm white
Ladies with the dish-washer on, my boys with the game on
You are all going to speak proper English
You are all going to speak proper English
You are all going to speak proper English
When the punk comes out you will all speak proper English
You are all going to speak proper English
You are all going to speak proper English
You are all going to speak proper English
When the punk comes out you will all speak proper English

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