Can't find what I want, in people that I meet
Dating sites I'm gonna haunt, yeah
I'll use the Internet to find a boyfriend

I'm gonna cruise the Web, for profiles and pics
See what's looking real slick, baby
Any distance, 'cause I want a boyfriend

Hey, guys, I know my pic ain't up there yet
I still got some working to do
But if you like my personality test
Results, well, I've got looks too
Just Click

And if you're in Berlin, or in the West Indies
I don't care, click me please, yeah
I'm on the Internet to find a boyfriend, yes I am

And I'm gonna fancy up my lifestyle/interests page
You know I'm really into movies with Nic Cage, yes I am
I want a boyfriend

Just click click click click click
Yeah click click click click click click
click click click click click click click click click click

Why don't you look me up?
Easy thing to do, you're a man seeking a woman
Ages 18-25!

Just move the mouse come on,
Now look
That pic's me with my prom dress on
And click "back," see me at the beach, at work, and more
Y'know Sears is my favorite store
And I love the TV show CSI, you see
Also like, shows like The Apprentice
And Numb3rs
Without a Trace
I like classic rock, country, some other stuff
Gotta love those emo bands
Yeah!

Hey, baby, you like surf and turf? I know I do
I got a whole list of other great foods I love to have to eat
Check it out
Yeah!

I work in retail sales, yeah!
I got a job at a Wal*Mart, baby
Yeah, just click the mouse, can you click the mouse?
Can you click the mouse?
Let me hear you click it! Come on!
Let me hear you go click click!

Let me hear you go click click!
Let me hear you go click click click!
Let me see you go click click!
Let me hear you go click click click click click click oh yeah!
Let me hear you go click click click click click click oh yeah!