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Song Parodies -> "Too Little"

Original Song Title:

"The Middle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Eat World

Parody Song Title:

"Too Little"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

A worker at an amusement park tells a little girl she's too short to get on a ride.
Verse 1: Hey, you wanna ride this ride?
Well let me see if you are tall enough, I’ll measure you
You stand up straight, not on your tippy-toes
But it appears you maybe just too short, you need to grow

Chorus: It just takes some height
Little girl you’re just too little for this ride
It is just, it is just for your safety
Try next year, try next year and then maybe, maybe

Verse 2: Hey, I don’t mean to be mean
You know I do this just to keep you safe, so don’t you hate
So just go, try the Scramble-er
I’m sure that you may just be tall enough, to ride on her

Chorus: It just takes some height
Little girl you’re just too little for this ride
It is just, it is just for your safety
Try next year, try next year and then maybe, maybe

Chorus: It just takes some height
Little girl you’re just too little for this ride
It is just, it is just for your safety
Try next year, try next year and then maybe, maybe

[Instrumental Break (10 years pass/the man ages)]

Verse 3: Hey, and welcome back again
Well let me see if you are tall enough, I’ll measure you
Wow you’ve grown! Man, has it been that long?
And now it seems you are more than tall enough, so go hop on

Chorus: It just takes some height
Little girl you’re not so little, time does fly
Everything, everything just passes by
Everything, everything will be alright, alright

Chorus: It just takes some height
Little girl you’re not so little, time does fly
Everything, everything just passes by
Everything, everything will be alright, alright
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AFW - April 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Rather poignant and well told tale..

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