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Song Parodies -> "Cannibal"

Original Song Title:

"The Middle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Eat World

Parody Song Title:

"Cannibal"

Parody Written by:

Weird Alex

The Lyrics

Hey, Don't hide when I come out
I'm really hungry so I need a man
Just to munch on
Just try your best
Try everything you can
Nothing can stand between me and a
tasty human

I will eat no plants or animals
Because I am a cannibal
Humans taste good to me
A cannibal
Humans taste good to me
Your head I'll bite and eat

Hey, all humans taste the same
It doesn't matter 'bout the race or age
Just how much meat
You live right now
'Till I eat every man
I don't really need to fry them up
In a pan

I will eat no plants or animals
Because I am a cannibal
Humans taste good to me
A cannibal
Humans taste good to me
Your head I'll bite and eat

(repeat)
(solo)

Hey, Don't hide when I come out
I'm really hungry so i need a man
Just to munch on
Just do your best
Do everything you can
I eat anyone that stands in the
Way of a man

I will eat no plants or animals
Because I am a cannibal
Humans taste good to me
A cannibal
Humans taste good to me
Your head I'll bite and eat

I will eat no plants or animals
Because I am a cannibal
Humans taste good to me
A cannibal
Humans taste good to me
Your head I'll eat

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Dominic L. - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a song I made once, 5's
BulldozerBegins - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
A little bit like my Creed song redux: "They'll Claw You Open." Good job.

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