Couch don't look the way it always did,
Right now,
Looks a darker shade of yellow,
Hoping no one knows,

Flip the cushions; it'll be just fine,
Or better yet,
Drape a towel where the people sit,
Come take my stains away!

Might be pie, or piss from doggie thighs,
Might be breathing back,
It's starting to bother me,
(Come take my stains away!)
Nevermind, I think it's lemon-lime,
Oh oh oh,
It's growing and it bothers me,

I really hope I walk away from this,
Unharmed,
But it's a pipe dream and improbable,
Maybe I should quit,

Get a maid to clean my every mess,
It's her job,
So she can't say she's above this work,
She'll take my stains away!

Might be pie, or piss from doggie thighs,
Might be breathing back,
It's starting to bother me,
(Come take my stains away!)
Nevermind, I think it's lemon-lime,
Oh oh oh,
It's growing and it bothers me,

Growing and it bothers me

Come take my stains away!

Might be pie, or piss from doggie thighs,
Might be breathing back,
It's starting to bother me,
(Come take my stains away!)
Nevermind, I think it's lemon-lime,
Oh oh oh,
It's growing and it bothers me,

Take my rain, take my pain,
Take their reign, take my stains away!