Here in Scotland (whoa)
Swimming's bad (whoa)
If you're in the Loch Ness (you're in the Loch Ness, whoa whoa)
Because I must confess (cause I must confess whoa whoa)
I was swimming free (whoa)
With a big old green dinosaur chasing me
Are you swimming? (whoa)
Swimming's bad (whoa)
They tell me there's no such thing (They tell me there's no such thing nooo, nooo)
As the Loch Ness monster (the Loch Ness monster, nooo, nooo)
I was swimming free (whoa)
With a big old green dinosaur chasing me
Yeah try another Loch (whoa)
Swimming here is death most certainly
(Are you swimming, are you swimming, are you swimming)
If you're swimming (whoa)
Swim real fast (whoa)
I'm still swimming away (I'm still swimming away, whoa whoa)
I won't stay; I'll hide from this fiend (won't stay, I'll hide from this fiend, whoa whoa)
I was swimming free (whoa)
With a big old green dinosaur chasing me
There's a photograph (whoa)
This Loch Ness thing's cause for concern to me
Yes this Loch Ness thing's cause for concern to me
Yes this Loch Ness thing's cause for concern to me