Sesshoumaru:
These fans are your fans
These fans are my fans
I'm a demon doggy
You're a weakling puppy
I'm a great sword-wielder
You're a human lover
These fans will surely adore me

Inuyasha:
These fans are your fans
These fans are my fans
I'm a ramen addict
You're a stuck-up asshole
I'm a Sacred Jewel taker
And yes, it's true I stole it once
These fans will surely adore me

Sesshoumaru:
You have more bitches
Than that idiot monk
You get sat often
With a great big THUNK
You're a half-breed pussy
And yes, it's true that I kick ass, YEAH!
These fans will surely adore me

Inuyasha:
You can't say bipolar
That really scares me
Sometimes a heart can
Come in quite handy
But it's not going to help you
Because I found three small Jewel shards
These fans will surely adore me

Sesshoumaru:
You're a living chopstick
Inuyasha:
You're a heartless dumbfuck
Sesshoumaru:
You're a lazy buttlick
Inuyasha:
You're dumb as a dicksuck
Sesshoumaru:
Hey, you lost that eyeball
Inuyasha
But I still got three S.J. shards
Both:
These fans will surely adore me

Astro Boy:
These fans were my fans
InuYasha Cast:
But now they're our fans
Kouga:
From California
Miroku:
To the New York Isβ€” *slap* Ow, what'd I do?
Inuyasha:
From the weakling puppies
Sesshoumaru:
To the heartless killers
Inuyasha:
These fans belong
Sesshoumaru:
These fans belong
Both:
These fans belong to you and me

Sesshoumaru:
Oh, and little Rin, too