Naraku: Oh, I wish I had that damn Jewel of Four Souls
Kanna: Well, I can't think of any better goals
Shichinintai: They will pay!
Naraku: So I stay!
Kagura/Kanna: Rule the day!
Naraku: In Japan!

Sesshoumaru: I'm sensitive, I cannot lie
Inuyasha: I love to hug and kiss this guy
Shippou: Are they gay?
Sesshoumaru: We won't say!
Inuyasha: On our way!
Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha: To Japan!

Chorus: It's good to be in Japan
Shippou: Hooray! Hooray!
Kagome/Kikyou: With lonely tears
Sesshoumaru: Dad's swords
Inuyasha: Cute ears
Kagome/Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru/Kikyou: That's how we got to Japan!

Inuyasha: You twit!
Kagome: Sit! Sit!
Sesshoumaru/Kikyou: That's how we talk in Japan!
Hakudoshi: I'll pass!
Naraku: Kick ass!
Shichinintai: Or we'll kill you all in Japan!

Rin: I'm Rin-chan and I approve this message. Kinda. Sorta. Not really.

Chorus: It's good to be in Japan
Jakotsu: I'm gay! I'M GAY! [tears open shirt to reveal a rainbow flag t-shirt]
Kerry: We tossed our weapons, burned our bras [Kagome lights bra on fire, incinerates herself]
Miroku: We even did menage a trois [Sango appears, slaps him] What'd I do? [SLAP]

Kagome: The nerve
Sango: You perv
Rin: I go both ways in Japan!
Kikyou: So choose
Sesshoumaru: Or lose
Kagome/Inuyasha: That you want me...in Japan!