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Song Parodies -> "Cold Hard Snow"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Hard Bitch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jet

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Hard Snow"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

I see some snow lets go play in it
Wanna make a snow man but I sure can't lift it
Rolling all around it my coat is all ripping
Not one spot of water from the ice is dripping
Alright

Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen
Cold hard snow, its all freezing my toes
Its like Iceland here

Wanna snowboard down my neighbors mountain
Can't get some water from the frozen fountain
Hit me with a snowball and my head is bleeding
The snow stays solid if you stand on it peeing
Alright

Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen
Cold hard snow, its all freezing my toes
Its like Iceland here

Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding

Ya its frozen
Ya its frozen
Ya its frozen
Ya its frozen
Ya

Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen
Cold hard snow, its all freezing my toes
Its like Iceland here

Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen

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