Song Parodies -> Cold Hard Snow
| Original Song Title: | "Cold Hard Bitch" |
| Original Performer: | Jet |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cold Hard Snow" |
| Parody Written by: | Mikey Boy |
I see some snow lets go play in it
Wanna make a snow man but I sure can't lift it
Rolling all around it my coat is all ripping
Not one spot of water from the ice is dripping
Alright
Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen
Cold hard snow, its all freezing my toes
Its like Iceland here
Wanna snowboard down my neighbors mountain
Can't get some water from the frozen fountain
Hit me with a snowball and my head is bleeding
The snow stays solid if you stand on it peeing
Alright
Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen
Cold hard snow, its all freezing my toes
Its like Iceland here
Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding
Ya its frozen
Ya its frozen
Ya its frozen
Ya its frozen
Ya
Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen
Cold hard snow, its all freezing my toes
Its like Iceland here
Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen
Wanna make a snow man but I sure can't lift it
Rolling all around it my coat is all ripping
Not one spot of water from the ice is dripping
Alright
Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen
Cold hard snow, its all freezing my toes
Its like Iceland here
Wanna snowboard down my neighbors mountain
Can't get some water from the frozen fountain
Hit me with a snowball and my head is bleeding
The snow stays solid if you stand on it peeing
Alright
Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen
Cold hard snow, its all freezing my toes
Its like Iceland here
Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding
Ya its frozen
Ya its frozen
Ya its frozen
Ya its frozen
Ya
Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen
Cold hard snow, its all freezing my toes
Its like Iceland here
Cold hard snow, all of my land is froze
Cannot go sledding, its too damn frozen
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