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Song Parodies -> "Soup/Sandwich"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Hard Bitch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jet

Parody Song Title:

"Soup/Sandwich"

Parody Written by:

Dan the Man with the Frying Pan

The Lyrics

Alright, for all you "Americans" out there, you may not be familiar with the resaturant I'm writing about. It's called Tim Horton's, named after the hockey player who died in my hometown of St. Catharines, which is also known for it's donuts and sweet-arse coffee. I work there, so I know what goes on behind the scenes. Uh, I hope I'm not giving away to much personal information... oh yeah, when I say joe, I mean a cup of joe, ya know, a cup of coffee. well anyways, here it is....
YEAH!

Go to Tim Horton's for all my enjoyment
Spent all my rent on a joe and a donut (yeah!)
Gonna hang around 'til there's nobody left an'
I don't want some cold ham; I just want a meal plan, alright!

Soup/sandwich
The thing that scratches your itch
And does that come with cheese?
I'm waitin' -- give me
Soup/sandwich
It's just a flick of the wrist
And is that white or whole wheat?

Gonna take her out to the joint in St. Catharines
Gonna buy a round, wanna see her reaction (yeah!)
Wanna take it home but the line's everlastin'
I don't wanna wait in the van, I just want a meal plan, alright!

Soup/sandwich
It tastes so great on my lips
And are those bicuits free?
I'm waitin' -- give me
Soup/sandwich
The thing that scratches your itch
And does that come with cheese?
I'm waitin' -- give me
Soup/sandwich
The meal that everyone gets
Can you move faster please?

Yeah I'm waitin'! (x4)

YEAH!

Soup/sandwich
The thing that scratches your itch
And does that come with cheese?
I'm waitin' -- give me
Soup/sandwich
It's just a flick of the wrist
And is that white or whole wheat?
I'm waitin' -- give me
Soup/sandwich
The meal that everyone gets
Can you move faster please?
I'm waitin' -- give me

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check your fly - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
the song was ok and the pacing was good but sandwiches and coffee really aren't very interesting.
dan - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
if you've ever worked there you would know what i'm talking about
Akiko - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Dan,I've been looking all over Ragol for that Frying Pan-can I have it ,please?
dan - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
sorry, can't help you there

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