Song Parodies -> T.O. Ditched
| Original Song Title: | "Cold Hard Bitch" |
| Original Performer: | Jet |
| Parody Song Title: | "T.O. Ditched" |
| Parody Written by: | The Invincible |
Being from Baltimore, I am a Ravens fan. I was overjoyed when I heard that Terrell Owens, star receiver for the 49ers, would be traded to us. But then he got all prissy and demanded to be a free agent. This parody is a variation of a cry of anger from a somewhat deranged fan I was with when we heard the news.
Got a wide out
Got another receiver
Niners wanna trade
Man, now were a believer
He don't want to come out to our nobody ball club
He don't wanna catch balls from a two year quarterback, alright!
T.O. ditched
'Cause he threw a big fit
And he was on his way
To Philly, damn him
T.O. ditched
Man, he gave us an itch
Give it up, you were traded
Shoulda worked it out
'Cause the deal would be major
Our team has been grounded
Stuck with Travis Taylor
Gonna take to the district court cause he's whinin'
He'd rather catch a pass from Donovan McNabb, alright!
T.O. ditched
'Cause he threw a big fit
And he was on his way
To Philly, damn him
T.O. ditched
Man, he gave us an itch
Give it up, you were traded
Stop whinin', cry you
T.O. ditched
'Cause he threw a big fit
And he was on his way
Yeah you're traded
Yeah you're traded
Yeah you're traded
Yeah you're traded
T.O. ditched
'Cause he threw a big fit
And he was on his way
To Philly, damn him
T.O. ditched
Man, he gave us an itch
Give it up, you were traded
Stop whinin', cry you
T.O. ditched
'Cause he threw a big fit
And he was on his way
To Philly, damn him
Got another receiver
Niners wanna trade
Man, now were a believer
He don't want to come out to our nobody ball club
He don't wanna catch balls from a two year quarterback, alright!
T.O. ditched
'Cause he threw a big fit
And he was on his way
To Philly, damn him
T.O. ditched
Man, he gave us an itch
Give it up, you were traded
Shoulda worked it out
'Cause the deal would be major
Our team has been grounded
Stuck with Travis Taylor
Gonna take to the district court cause he's whinin'
He'd rather catch a pass from Donovan McNabb, alright!
T.O. ditched
'Cause he threw a big fit
And he was on his way
To Philly, damn him
T.O. ditched
Man, he gave us an itch
Give it up, you were traded
Stop whinin', cry you
T.O. ditched
'Cause he threw a big fit
And he was on his way
Yeah you're traded
Yeah you're traded
Yeah you're traded
Yeah you're traded
T.O. ditched
'Cause he threw a big fit
And he was on his way
To Philly, damn him
T.O. ditched
Man, he gave us an itch
Give it up, you were traded
Stop whinin', cry you
T.O. ditched
'Cause he threw a big fit
And he was on his way
To Philly, damn him
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i have to say i am not a big sports fan, but i like it anyway!!
T.O. is an S.O.B.
I blame the results of this parody completely on my agent. He insisted that my parody would become a free agent, and instead he missed the deadline and the parody was submitted as is. I am prepared to go to court if this parody stands. In short, my agent is so fired.
I'm a Philadelphia Eagles fan. so I just have to ask you...how you feel now with T.O. going from Philadelphia to the Dallas Cowboys?
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