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Song Parodies -> "Are You Gonna Eat Your Squirrel?"

Original Song Title:

"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jet

Parody Song Title:

"Are You Gonna Eat Your Squirrel?"

Parody Written by:

Seamonkey

The Lyrics

Well it's 1-2-3 grab yer gun and come with me
Becuz it's huntin' time, gonna show ya how the locals dine
Well it's huntin' time, gonna show ya how the locals dine!

Well it's-a 4-5-6 livin' out in the sticks
Nah we don't need money in the woods back here do we honey?

Small black eyes
Short brown hair
Looks so cute on that
Branch up there!

Well I can feed you what you need
All gathered by these here two hands, yeah!
I know we ain't got no, grocery store
But I'll getcha what I can, yeah!

I said are you gonna eat your squirrel?

Well it's-a 1-2-3 and now I've counted all your teeth
So grab yer gun it's time, gonna show ya how the locals dine
Yeah it's feedin' time gonna show ya how the locals dine

Well-a 4-5-6 yeah we're all a buncha hicks
Now ya don't need lobster with that on yer plate, do ya?

Shoot 'em down
It ain't hard
Fry 'em up in a
Pan fulla lard!

Well I can bring you anything
That I find out in the road, yeah!
Pick out all of the gravel and tar
Boil 'til the meat falls off the bone, yeah!

I said are you gonna eat that squirrel?

Yeeeee-haw! Come on!

Try the snake and the possum pancake
The armadillo's really tasty!
Eat the meat, off his hind feet
Don't let a morsel go to waste, yeah!

Eat your squirrel! Eat that squirrel!
Are you gonna eat that SQUIRREL.....
(cuz I'm still a bit hungry, yuk yuk!)
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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Agrimorfee - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Woo-hoo! That was mighty damned fine parody writin' there, seamonkey! I tried to write a parody of this with a squirrel concept, but failed. It's always humbling when someone does a song better than YOU. :0) 555
Unknown - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
1-2-3 Now I counted all your teeth?? ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
malcolm higgins - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
absolutely the tastiest parody written today 5-5-5 from this old dog
Confission - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
and i think to myself, what a wonderful squirrel lmao. very good
Larry Hensley - February 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Real funny, 555's
Willz - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Genius
Seamonkey - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Be sure and download this Dr. Demento featured song at www.thefump.com in the archives. Only reason I'm putting a link in comments is so YOU can get the audio FREE!!!! Love you, thanks fer the kind words.

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