-> "Are You Gonna Eat Your Squirrel?"
Original Song Title:
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Are You Gonna Eat Your Squirrel?"
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Well it's 1-2-3 grab yer gun and come with me
Becuz it's huntin' time, gonna show ya how the locals dine
Well it's huntin' time, gonna show ya how the locals dine!
Well it's-a 4-5-6 livin' out in the sticks
Nah we don't need money in the woods back here do we honey?
Small black eyes
Short brown hair
Looks so cute on that
Branch up there!
Well I can feed you what you need
All gathered by these here two hands, yeah!
I know we ain't got no, grocery store
But I'll getcha what I can, yeah!
I said are you gonna eat your squirrel?
Well it's-a 1-2-3 and now I've counted all your teeth
So grab yer gun it's time, gonna show ya how the locals dine
Yeah it's feedin' time gonna show ya how the locals dine
Well-a 4-5-6 yeah we're all a buncha hicks
Now ya don't need lobster with that on yer plate, do ya?
Shoot 'em down
It ain't hard
Fry 'em up in a
Pan fulla lard!
Well I can bring you anything
That I find out in the road, yeah!
Pick out all of the gravel and tar
Boil 'til the meat falls off the bone, yeah!
I said are you gonna eat that squirrel?
Yeeeee-haw! Come on!
Try the snake and the possum pancake
The armadillo's really tasty!
Eat the meat, off his hind feet
Don't let a morsel go to waste, yeah!
Eat your squirrel! Eat that squirrel!
Are you gonna eat that SQUIRREL.....
(cuz I'm still a bit hungry, yuk yuk!)
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