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Song Parodies -> "Cold Hard Chips"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Hard Bitch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jet

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Hard Chips"

Parody Written by:

NeonPaul

The Lyrics

For all the Americans out there, this song talks about fries, not potato chips.
Yeah-yeah!

Get into town,
Get a chippie appointment
Got a stomach for rent
Need some food to enjoy it

Ain't gonna hang around if there's nobody serving
Need them to cook on demand, can't use pots and pans, alright!

Cold hard chips
I pulled them up to my lips
When I was on my knees
And waiting, got me
Cold hard chips
I could see all my ribs
So I just needed to feed

Gonna go eat out
At the latest attraction
Got me hanging 'round
Stomach has a reaction

There's no food at home... people can hear me rumbling
So I've got a demand, and I'll eat frozen food, bland - all night!

Cold hard chips
I pulled them up to my lips
When I was on my knees
And waiting, got me
Cold hard chips
I could see all my ribs
So I just needed to feed
I'm waiting, give me
Cold hard chips
I pulled them up to my lips
When I was on my knees

Yeah I'm waiting
Yeah I'm waiting
Yeah I'm waiting
Yeah I'm waiting

Yeah-yeah!

Cold hard chips
I pulled them up to my lips
When I was on my knees
And waiting, got me
Cold hard chips
I could see all my ribs
So I just needed to feed
I'm waiting, give me
Cold hard chips
I pulled them up to my lips
When I was on my knees

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