-> "Are You Gonna Be A Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Are You Gonna Be A Girl"
The Lyrics
(wolf whistles)
I said 3, 2, 1
Daddy what have you done?
Because you look so camp
That I can't believe you are a man
I said you look so camp
That I almost thought you were my mam
7, 8, 9 you do it all the time
You're raking in a lot of money
From the guys who call you 'honey'
Lea-ther boots
Light blonde wig
Almost girl but your
Feet's too big
Daddy please
Stay home with me
Don't go off with those other men, yeah!
I know mum will be
Pretty peeved
If she sees you wearing them, yeah!
I said "are you gonna be a girl?"
Won't listen to me
Mam's coming home at three
Now you're dressed in drag
And you look like a dirty slag
I said you look so queer
With mothers studs in your ears
45 mins
And you've been drinking gins
And blowin all your money
On a gin and tonic matrimony
Fishnet tights
Mother's bras
Daddy's been to all
The gay bars
Daddy please
Don't dress that way
Wear normal clothes like other men, yeah!
I know you aint got
Much to wear
But tights are unacceptable, yeah!
I said "are you gonna be a girl?"
I won't see
You home with mam
Coz you're out drinking in your drag, yeah!
Why'd you have to be
A drag queen
What's wrong with wearing your old jeans?, yeah!
No more drag
No more drag
No more dressing like a girl, yeah!
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