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Song Parodies -> "Mom Jeans"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Jeans"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jessie James

Parody Song Title:

"Mom Jeans"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Original song here.
I swag in my mom jeans
I brag in my mom jeans
Representin’ Hicktown, so I sag in my mom jeans
You hate my mom jeans
Don’t hate my mom jeans
‘Specially when I wear my
Converse sneaks with my

Deuce, I let loose
My mom jeans give me the right moves
[Oh!] Deuce, I let loose
My mom jeans give me the right moves [Hey!]

I got a brand new pair of mom jeans
Me and my ladies get told that we look cheap
Headin’ out, rockin’ like the early nineties
The era of grunge, crop tops, and mom jeans
[Hey, hey!] No matter how I wear ‘em
[Hey, hey!] I get stares from jealous harems
[Hey, hey!] No matter how I wear ‘em
[Hey, hey!] I get stares from jealous

I skip in my mom jeans
Waddle in my mom jeans
Got ‘em from my sister so I shake in my
I bump in my mom jeans
Grind in my mom jeans
When I hit the local dive I get in free with my

Hell, I’m Chanel
I’m feeling like a mademoiselle
Hell, I’m Chanel
I’m feeling like a mademoiselle

I got a brand new pair of mom jeans
Me and my ladies get told that we look cheap
Headin’ out, rockin’ like Jessica Simpson
Hookin’ my belt to the final button
[Hey, hey!] No matter how I wear ‘em
[Hey, hey!] I get stares from jealous harems
[Hey, hey!] No matter how I wear ‘em
[Hey, hey!] I get stares from jealous

Ya’ll ready for me?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!

When I shake it off, when I shake it out
Everybody asks, “Wha-what the hell?”
When I’m leanin’ over pool tables and bar stools
I can hear ‘em hatin’
When I shake it off, when I shake it out
Everybody asks, “Wha-what the hell?”
When I’m leanin’ over pool tables and bar stools
I can hear ‘em hatin’

I look fat in my mom jeans
Like a frump in my mom jeans
Fashion cops a-glare as I strut in my
I scare with my mom jeans
Get glares for my mom jeans
I go home alone
To my cats when I wear my

I got a brand new pair of mom jeans
Me and my ladies get told that we look cheap
Headin’ out, rockin’ despite all the comments
I know I pull ‘em off better than ya’ll
[Hey, hey!] No matter how I wear ‘em
[Hey, hey!] I get stares from jealous harems
[Hey, hey!] No matter how I wear ‘em
[Hey, hey!] I get stares from jealous harems

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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 9

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Porfle Popnecker - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I like the mom jeans.
Rob Arndt - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
A friend of mine had that weight-loss surgery and got so thin that she started to raid her teenage daughter's closet for jeans! Good story-555!
Rebekah Dub - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed the story -- and the jeans! =)
Andria - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Awesome parody and story. I don't wear mom jeans, I wear jeans that are too tight for my big hips and 170-pound body and have been known to go off the deep end with Spandex pants. And factoring in my jewelry, my taste in tops & shoes and my long curly hair, people think I look like a cheap hooker. 5s.
Rebekah Dub - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Glad you enjoyed it, Andria! I find it quite difficult to find jeans that don't gap in the waist since my hips are quite um... round. But I still like shopping and trying on jeans, although those in the mom variety make me go eh...

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