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Song Parodies -> "Girl Scout Cookies"

Original Song Title:

"It's Over"

Original Performer:

Jesse McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Girl Scout Cookies"

Parody Written by:

Macaroni Man

The Lyrics

Intro: "There are two types of people in this world: The Girl Scouts who sell the cookies, the people who like the cookies, and the ones who hate the cookies" "But that's three" "No, it is two. If you hate girl scout cookies, you don't qualify as a human" ....*starts singing:*
We follow the Girl Scouts so we can buy.
We’ve run outta All Abouts/Animal Treasures,
We wish that they’d make some flavored with lime.
We don’t stop eatin til we full.
Don’t talk to me, just give my Carmel DeLites,
I don’t know if you can fit through the doors all the packages.
Let’s get chocolate chip, they’re better than donuts,
Eat my box I’ll whack you with nunchucks.

I recommend the peanut Tagalongs.
I’m usually wishing
Every Christmas
For a box of Trefoils.
Got the Daisy go Rounds,
Each weigh a quarter pound.
Cookies bring to you a smile,
Both adult and child.

Samooooas,
Girl you know Samoas the bomb,
So the next time that you sell,
I wanna order ten boxes,
Two thin mints,
You gotta give me, they’re all mine!
Uh, oh, Doooos-i-Dos,
I swear it-girl, the Dos-i-Dos’re divine,
I don’t care about the bill,
I wanna order ten boxes,
One lemon.
Save me, cause they’re soooo good!

*he responds:*
I will not ever like them cause they’re just shortbread.
They’re filled with cholesterol, carbhydrates, fat, and sugar.
They don’t even have minerals, vitamins,
No good nutrition I can find.
Just ignore whenever you make your rounds,
I’m not at my house, hide when you come walking down my street.
Last thing I needs another Dos-i-Do.
Stop munching Lemon Chalet Crèmes for once.

First ingredient is High Fructose Corn-
Syrup. And the pictures
That’re printed
Over the box are a bore.
I’d bet you the Boy Scouts
Wouldn't charge that amount.
Cookies make you throw up bile,
Cause they taste so vile

Noooo more.
Girl I don’t hardly have a dime.
Annoying with the deals,
Don’t care about your snack badges
Or patches,
I never finished from last time!
Hang the phoooone up,
I said it, girl, just go waste your time
By picking up some trash,
Or maybe building a new bridge
…Hey, what’s this?
Okay, maybe oooone more!

*Girl Scout walks in and starts singing:*
You know that we need to get some earnings,
If we’re gonna be
Selling more than Troop 684.
And you know that they’re good,
Cause they’re reduced, reduced,
Fat’s not issue,
Girl no way! Good without sugar.
Stands are everywhere that’s close:
In front of Wal-Mart, Lowe’s,
Food Lion, Rita’s, Home Depot,
All the stores.
Daughter? Enrooooll her today.
So she can help us sell Dulce de Leche.

Get some moooo-re.
30 boxes for 85 ($),
You know that they’re swell,
Don’t eat another vegetable,
Eat Trefoils.
You can now obtain them all online!
Wha, huh? Ooooh no!
The idiot-in-the-2nd-verse doesn't want to buy…
Deliver to your house,
We just need seven more,
World record!
Hey, they’re all made hoooome cooked.
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