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Song Parodies -> "Pregnant"

Original Song Title:

"Leaving"

Original Performer:

Jesse McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Pregnant"

Parody Written by:

Tasha Butt

The Lyrics

Idea from Matthew Edmunds.

A baby girl
Thats what i wanted some day
Man it happened to fast we were blazing
He makes me want to take him out and cause him pain
I know hes not a man but this is what i gotta say

Im gonna tell him that I'm pregnant we shoulda used protection
Lets just hope i dont have to get a C-section
Im young the baby might die
If it lives a baby cries
Dude we shouldnt have got high got high
And I'm pregnant, ill never see my feet again
So youll be payin child support like a real man
This will ruin our life
Looks like ill be your wife
But we'll be up all night, that brat

9 months ill give birth, you know that I will push it out
Man put your money money in my bank account
This is the baddest thing that we've ever done
We had some marajuana and had alot of fun

Im gonna tell him that I'm pregnant we shoulda used protection
Lets just hope i dont have to get a C-section
Im young the baby might die
If it lives a baby cries
Dude we shouldnt have got high got high
And I'm pregnant, ill never see my feet again
So youll be payin child support like a real man
This will ruin our life
Looks like ill be your wife
But we'll be up all night, that brat

No pills, no pills , no pills
I shoulda went on the pill pill pill
No pills, no pills , no pills
Cause im prego & im prego & im prego
No pills, no pills , no pills
I only screwed you for the thrill
No pills, no pills , no pills
Damn I need to tell him...

Im gonna tell him that I'm pregnant we shoulda used protection
Lets just hope i dont have to get a C-section
Im young the baby might die
If it lives a baby cries
Dude we shouldnt have got high got high
And I'm pregnant, ill never see my feet again
So youll be payin child support like a real man
This will ruin our life
Looks like ill be your wife
But we'll be up all night, that brat

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