Song Parodies -> Juicy Moles

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Soul"

Original Performer:

Jesse MCcartney

  
Parody Song Title:

"Juicy Moles"

Parody Written by:

Francois B.

[Intro:]
I don't want another skinny waist,
I don't want just any whore's hole,
I don't want my dumb to go to waste,
I want you and your juicy moles.

You're the one I wanna cop,
You're the one I wanna feel.
I won't let my juices go to waste,
I want you and your juicy moles.

I know/ you need/ something special,
For you/ I'd sell/ extra weed
I want/ you to/ crave my body
Then I hope you'll see/ the testes on me.

[Chorus:]
I don't want another skinny waist,
I don't want just any whore's hole,
I don't want my dumb to go to waste,
I want you and your juicy moles.

You're the one I wanna cop,
You're the one I wanna feel.
I won't let my juices go to waste,
I want you and your juicy moles.

Your luscious mole!!

Yessir!!

You might/ need time/ to over think
So let/ me get/ you a strong drink
It'll make/ you ill/ogically think
Then you'll be all mine forever.

[Chorus]

I'm a moron / it's more than true
With some cold beer you might like me too
I'm just tryin to buy me some time,
Till the roofies/ overtake your behind
I just wanna prove that I'm not a child
Dense and uninformed on sex.

I don't want another skinny waist,
I don't want just any whore's hole,
I don't want my dumb to go to waste
I just want you and your juicy (tender) mole

You're the one I wanna cop
You're the slut I wanna feel,
I won't let your feet stink up the place,
I want you and your moles!

I don't want another skinny waist,
I don't want just any whore's hole,
I don't want my dumb to go to waste
I just want you and your tender mole

(ad libbing in mood below)

A E I O U
Smutty Whorefest,
Yodelaehee hooo!!

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