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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To My City (Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To Atlanta (Remix)"

Original Performer:

Jermaine Dupre feat. Ludacris, P.Diddy, Murphy Lee, and Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To My City (Remix)"

Parody Written by:

BLO-TOWN feat. Xander999, Wolveroses, and S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Y'all now how the dirty's had to put it down on ya!Big time!
After the Party it's to BLO-TOWN's house
If u ever been to VA know what I'm talkin 'bout
Where haters get capped when the move they lips
I'm rappin with my homies on this tight remix

Remix I had to write it down
This is yo dawg the homey BLO-TOWN
Where snipers get caught and put in jail out here
Ain't no tellin who u might see up in Tysons Square
I don't know about ya'll but I miss me dirty Vick
Cause he's the only QB to make VA real slick
People want fun I can give you smiles
Have u guys laughin like my name is Ryan Styles
I'm a G-C-M High School student
Anything teens do u know we do it
Monday night, u know it's football time
Laughin sittin back cause Raymond's on at nine
All my dirtys with a white line snortin s**t
Tuesday night, gots some homework, bulls**t
Wednesday smokers I don't smoke no mo'
Gotta stay healthy to watch my kids grow
Thursday night , B-ball game at the school
And we drunk in the bleachers actin like a fool
Friday night, in the country where the cows can grub
Mom and Pop's joints be popin like a night club
Saturday night, I'm scarfin down cheezy wheezy
Food come up missin just like Chandra Levy
Sunday, gotta get my sleep please
Lyin on the ground just like a dead tree, holla

Ay yo, I'm from Walsall man!!
Representin' the U.K. to the fullest,
I pull it. I be duckin' in Walsall be busy,
Take that...

Welcome to Walsall - all you fudgers, where the buses stay,
and the Busdrivers yelled at like everyday,
And the Oldies are fogies in everyway,
Sittin' on Station 2, yellin' worse than teenz do.
Now the town's on it, Council want on it,
Tell Blair to pay us back and drop a loan on it.
One day we saying "'Lo", and "hey! yo!" trippin' MISS! and me mate.
Monday I wake up trundle me way,
Tuesday I'm in school, BUMP! Doin' the work,
And for the rest of the week I just do what they seek.
You can spot us out of town by the way that we talk,
We sound like dead squwaks, mucky the town that's not York,
Hot now Bescot at the Walsall game,
Don't support that hometime - what's my game?
Now Pelsall, Canes, Shelfield, Brownhills,
Walsall WHAT NOW? It's goin' down hill...

[xander999 talkin]
Walsall, if you can live in here, you can live in anywhere.
I'm still here, but we running from that dumb Powers!

You think I'm from Detroit? Naw, I'm from Saginaw
Representing the tri-cities for all my dawgs
I'm so Sagnasty, don't try to pass me
I'm like the energizer bunny nothing that can outlast me
Nickname Speedy when I drive no one sees me
Slipped passed the red light, cop outta sight
Home of the Spirit, sports, play ice hockey
Doing so good ain't no one can knock me
The girls are fun we can always mess with
I call 'em gimme girls they always tell me I can have it
My bad habits females exstatic
I drive around town with my automatic
Saginaw, just an hour from the D
East side people are murdered constantly
I thought I showed you on my hand
Where I was from in this great land

Ladies and Gentlemen, we gots the dirty STG in the house
He's rhymin some more
And he wanna tell ya'll a little bout where he comes from

Pure weeds and no-growth crops in these cities
Pure G.'s like me makin' these parodies,
My day's spent smokin' greens, shot all tha' freaks,
Real brothas from the town, I'm hardly ever seened
Mostly heard us sell a bag, while we kiss girls
They groovin', yep, we hop and we make their worlds,
Alot of homies like to skip their mid-terms
Brain smaller than hicks short with the big words
Seanny, G-dawg, you know I like 'em dizzog
Like Indy to Wayne, got no brain
No brain, insane
Burn-E is on the mother lovin' map
And sittin by Fort Wayne, Hi-6-9
BT, you know about the place, Gary?
Guns and stealers, known for our killas
No cops still, uh, hear shots killas
Ain't no squeelas, alot of brothas
Bang diggy dang dang dogg pound gangsta crip gang
Yeah we do the name game,
Home of churches, sure, who ride the subway,
Head to the church house to get a little word out,
Broke now, think dawg, now hold a bank up
It's all on me I got a great city to thank 'cuz
We love BB, Pacers in Indy
I'm throwin' a block party on our city streets, fo' sho

Welcome to my city remix hey
We writtin these songs like everyday
We eat we sleep we get it going
And we won't stop till the world's explodin

Welcome to my city where we live eachday
We writtin these songs like everyday
We eat we sleep we get it going
And we won't stop till the world's explodin

Welcome to my city remix hey
We writtin these songs like everyday
We eat we sleep we get it going
And we won't stop till the world's explodin

Welcome to my city where we live eachday
We writtin these songs like everyday
We eat we sleep we get it going
And we won't stop till the world's explodin

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