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Song Parodies -> "(My Senior Trip Is) All I Have"

Original Song Title:

"All I Have"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez feat. LL Cool J

Parody Song Title:

"(My Senior Trip Is) All I Have"

Parody Written by:

Joelle

The Lyrics

I just found out that my choir class might not get to go to New York this May as planned. It was supposed to be my senior trip, but too many kids keep canceling because of sports.A duet between me and the sports coach.
Joelle:
Senior year is my last school year
It's very special
Senior year...

Oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...
( We may not go)
(We may not go)
(We may not go )uh
(We may not go)
(We may not go)
(My friends can't go) Yeah, yeah
Coach:
(Why do you say that?)
Joelle:
It's such a shame, but we can't go
Can't miss the basketball games, oh no
And I'm angry with you, buster

Coach: It don't matter, whatever, don't phase me

Uh, uh, uh
I don't believe you wanna leave like this
I don't believe you wanna take this trip
I don't believe that we will win our game
Without your friends; know you're angry, but losing is a shame

Joelle:
I'm not list'nin, and I'm sorry
Unless you will change your mind

'Cause I'm a senior, this is it
And I'm gettin' out after this year is out
And I need to spend some time with friends,
So without them you'll be fine, right?

Senior trip is all I have
(Coach: Trip is what you had, baby girl, not what you have)
Joelle:
I will miss my friends and be sad
(Coach: I don't care, I won't miss you too awfully bad)
Joelle:
Wish you'd listen to my end
(Coach: I know you're graduatin', you can live without this trip)
Senior year won't come again, no, no
( Coach: Our game against the Huntsmen is comin' real quick, yeah)

Joelle:
The nights I dreamed about this trip (Oh, yeah)
Broadway shows, a concert, and Hard Rock Cafe
Is this time I wasted?
Do dreams come true? Are they worth bits?
Are they? Huh?
It makes a kid nervous, the thought of leavin' school
Especially me. I will miss my friends. That's not cool.
I thought I'd get to spend some time with them.
I'll miss my teachers, too, as lame as it sounds
So if I don't go on this trip, I'll really be feelin' down.
It's real hard when you're leavin' all the people you've ever known.
Coach:
Stop whinin', complaining.
I've got a game coming up.

Coach:
And we're good at winning this year (Joelle: Stop braggin' like that!)
And I'm not caring if you shed a tear ( Joelle: Now you
know I'm real upset.)
And I'm glad I'll have your friends with me
So without them you'll be fine, girl ( Joelle: No, no no)
Joelle:
Senior trip is all I have
(Coach: Trip is what you had, baby girl, not what you have)
Joelle:
I will miss my friends and be sad
(Coach: I don't care, I won't miss you too awfully bad)
Joelle:
Wish you'd listen to my end
(Coach: I know you're graduatin', you can live without this trip)
Senior year won't come again, no, no
( Coach: Our game against the Huntsmen is comin' real quick, yeah)
Joelle:
Teacher planned this trip to be a fun break
To make the memories of a lifetime to cherish
He'll miss us, we're like his homies
We'll miss him, too, you can sue us
This is the trip of a lifetime
Hear me out, Coach, I wanna go! Please?
Coach:
Ain't nothin' you can say to me that can change my mind
You gotta go to class now
And learn and study so you can pass, so just be on your way
Go 'head and lay the blame now,
But you still can't go on this trip now, you hear?
I've got a game, and it starts after school, dear

So you can just tell your teacher
You will get no senior trip, no trip.

Joelle:
Senior trip is all I have
(Coach: Trip is what you had, baby girl, not what you have)
Joelle:
I will miss my friends and be sad
(Coach: I don't care, I won't miss you too awfully bad)
Joelle:
Wish you'd listen to my end
(Coach: I know you're graduatin', you can live without this trip)
Senior year won't come again, no, no
( Coach: Our game against the Huntsmen is comin' real quick, yeah)

Joelle:
Senior trip is all I have
(Coach: Trip is what you had, baby girl, not what you have)
Joelle:
I will miss my friends and be sad
(Coach: I don't care, I won't miss you too awfully bad)
Joelle:
Wish you'd listen to my end
(Coach: I know you're graduatin', you can live without this trip)
Senior year won't come again, no, no
( Coach: Our game against the Huntsmen is comin' real quick, yeah)

Coach:
Get outta here!
You know what I'm sayin?

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jennifer lopez - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
oh you guys really need to get some help because you all suck

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