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Song Parodies -> "If I Stay For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"If I Stay"

Original Performer:

Jenna Bryson

Parody Song Title:

"If I Stay For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

now jenna bryson is a unsighned artist so probably none of you never heard of her so if you want to hear the original song go to
Im so tired of never gettingg some eggnog any presents any love
Left out for the Christmas morning having too love the lord above
Tell me why im staying here no more carrols to sing
Gave me some corn on the cob but still nothing more to eat
With family when it starts and with them to the end
Im complaining to santa clause to say what is wrong yeah

So I gotta stay home yeah hear all night
And gonna feel rough after puttin up those Christmas lights
And just playing pin the tail on Rudolph is absurd
And I was too scared to see grandmpa giving us lectures
Oh I gotta live through this lousy day
And im not jolly on this day and I just get in the way
If I stay
Verse 2

So this ll be yeah this'll be the last time
That ill leave cookies hear for you santa clause to eat
Trouble is I cant help but give you the whole box but ill get nothing
Never get cool toys yeah make me stay with family
Tell me to not just wake up and sneak behind the Christmas tree
But this is what I hate when Christmas begins
But I don't just belong I hate this holiday because
Cuz im trying here to give you my gift for exchange
But with the gifts between it is
Really so difficult to give while santas drinking purple haze
Cuz if it really is truly is
Yeah if it really is and this is all I can get then

So im really mad and not feeling loose
And I hang with family who have bad hygiene like beetle juice
I need some fun and to stop being a dork
And I hate this big time of year I know it just hurts
Oh I might hate Christmas but either way
Since I got jenna Bryson under the missle toe
I will stay

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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UnKnownVoTricks - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, I know of a "Rudolph game", most untradtional that it be, that will definitely "melt your boots to the floor", and lift your holiday spirits evermore!
white trash - July 13, 2008 - Report this comment
wow really what is it i bet it cant lift my spirit as much as having jenna bryson under the missletoe

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