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Song Parodies -> "Change The Weave"

Original Song Title:

"Change The Game"

Original Performer:

Jay-Z, Memph Bleek, Beanie Sigel

Parody Song Title:

"Change The Weave"

Parody Written by:

Shortee Dun

The Lyrics

Shhh...
Relax ya hair and let ya kitchen free
and start rollin' up them naps wit some TCB
Hot comb in the house (uh huh)
Kuckabucks...get ya naps pushed back, by the nap pushbacker
Frizzy head in the house
Still here, never left, I need J-U-S-T-F-O-R-M-E beeyotch!
Hair stylist in the house (y'all figure...)
She's a track fixer, scalp itcher, braid spritzer n***a!

Hold up pimp,
every time I see ya dreads, they look like dookie and shrimp.
Don't forget about the braids 'cause they lookin' mighty tacky
Why don't you go to Young's and pick up some Super Yaki
Number 3? You know that's too light so change it to 1B
But in the mean time, go get you some new weave....
No perm in 5 months, got ya kitchen knotted
You need a relaxer in, before ya braids start rottin'.....

Y'all don't see nothin...
Thank God, who sent you? It's Perm Repair comin!
Who the what, what, what...
Hair knots, in South Bronx, out of the reach of the perm box
Buckshots on your head,
Lint in your dreads,
Thread in First Down, keepin that weave sewn down (Ooh wee!)
Holla if you want drama with...
Dark and Lovely, Just For Me, TCB, perm it!

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