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Song Parodies -> "Lot Pimpin'"

Original Song Title:

"Big Pimpin'"

Original Performer:

Jay-Z feat. UGK

Parody Song Title:

"Lot Pimpin'"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

this is the album version, the video has an extra verse...... part two to my other song "Welcome to Home Depot"
Uhh, uh uh uh
It's lot pimpin baby..
It's lot pimpin, pushing carts
See me.. uh-huh uhh, uh-huh..
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah..

It's cause I - push em, pull em, clean em, crash em
If they don't work I trash em
Take em off the lot, so someone can park
Leave that one cause it's too far
When the time's up I'm leavin'
Manager asks, "What's your reason?"
It's five o clock on the dot and I'm out, bye
Grab my paycheck believe me
In the bank where I stash it
'til I need some cash, 'til I need to buy supplys
Just for the week until I get by
Let 'em get by with no lot attendant
Now after eight hours they want me to stay
They must of lost their minds they crazed
Just because I got a raise, I won't stay
They will not pay overtime, should I
Leave with nothin', yous be frontin'
Like me be working my hardest
Just for somethin', always happen
I'll be forever lot tin'
I'm cold in the winter, I'm a beginner
I got no coat on and I'm freezin'
But now I'm just like
So I'm GO-O-O-O-O-NE... yeah I'm out now
GO-O-O-O-O-NE, yeah
So I'm GO-O-O-O-O-NE... yeah I'm out now
GO-O-O-O-O-NE, yeah

I'm doin.. lot pimpin, I'm pushing carts
Help em out now
Lot pimpin, working hard
I'm doin.. lot pimpin at H-O-M-E
I'm that player man, MG, D-E-P-O-T
Yo yo yo.. lot pimpin, pushing carts
I'm doin - lot pimpin, working hard
I'm doin.. lot pimpin at H-O-M-E
I'm that player man, MG, D-E-P-O-T

You know it's the - employee of the month big baller yo
These cashiers they be bugging me on the phone-nio
Help this customer with this big load-dio
But they don't be helping me no oh
Oops, my bad, you too lazy though
But now I can't do any mo'
Now everytime, everyday, like somewhere they go
Peeps start complain' - like, "Where'd he go?!?!"
Now there's customers that wants to leave can't wait a little bit
It's like that I'm not to quick
Won't see me 'cause I just split, then there's no way I can get hit
Go to a gym you lazy hole son of a B and get some muscles
Don't be amazed that I can lift this eighty pounder
I don't take nothing over the counter
Living workin' two jobs, got cash, I just be spending
No cash I'll be lending
then on my busy days I end up getting three people pending
I got to get my check from here on thursdays bi-weekly
Now time to drive to the bank many people I outrank
Nike let me get my good shoes on
Working from morning 'til dawn
Whenever I get bored I just call up Shawn
Be like "Man, what's going on?"
If it gets hectic, watch everyone be poof they gone
We keep the garden keep going man
Sell a John Deere, show them man
Don't trip, get a grip, chromed out tractors
They'll amaze you you be speaking backwards, fool


Uhh.. clockin' in, clockin' out, now I'm going to lunch
Man the only reason am here is 'cause I make like nine bucks
Everybody wants to call, holler as me from the hall
If am there, watch me help, man am through with all ya'll
If I wasn't workin' baby, I would still be supportin' myself
People think I'm crazy, hustlin' daily, slanging does pay me
Uhhh, now what do you know about the Home Depot
Just like Ludacris would say "Welcome to the Ho Depot"


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