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Song Parodies -> "Hireling And Me"

Original Song Title:

"'03 Bonnie and Clyde"

Original Performer:

Jay-Z feat. Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Hireling And Me"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

Uhh uhh uhh.
You healthy G? Let's go beat Him..

(M.S.G.)
Look for me! Heal-thy
Sailed down to Kurast - Docking
Fighting like we always do - anyway
Fights in the shade, this Hireling the reason
all of my fights could not wait
But tonight, I got this mercenary here wit me
I'm ditchin' my sash, she's shootin' the arrow, it's passing through to their heart
She fights with me - the new Hireling and me
Only time we don't fight is during the "Period of Trading"
She gets Level up, but soon as the battle's over
She's right back to being my soldier
Cuz Ryann's a fighter, and I'm her Hero
Put us together, how they gon' stop both us?
What ever she lacks, I'm right there, buying her armor
When I'm off track the quests is keepin me focused
So let's, rock this town like it's supposed to be
The '02 Hireling and me, war and peace

[Chorus:]
[MSG] All I need is an Amethyst, and me and my Ryann.
[Ryann] We straight out from the Rogue Camp, it's me and my Hero.
[MSG] All I need is an Amethyst, and me and my Ryann.
[Ryann] We straight out from the Rogue Camp, it's me and my Hero.

(M.S.G)
The problem is, you beasts treat the one that you lovin
with the same respect that you eat all the arrows I'm pumpin
It ain't 'bout killin' - if ever you mad towards Heaven
It won't be that; oh no it can't be that
You're not at, in the towns where we be resting
With a Topaz; oh no you can't beat that
And no, It ain't perfect - no monster walkin this Realm's area is
But Hireling, work with the bow
I kept you shootin in Tal Rasha, Duriel
Blood Moor, Tombs, Arcane Sanc
300 hits, Mephisto ran
The only time you wear chain mail is to win
And we all have to worry, only worried 'bout him
She do anything a mercenary she is for him
So I buy anything necessary for her
So do not let that Mephisto kill her, yep!

[Chorus]

(Talk to 'em Ry')
Because I'm your Hero
I'll be there for you, if somebody hurts you
Even if it's Diablo (?)
Swiftly (break it down for 'em)
Sometimes I trip on how much stronger that I could be
And so I swore this on my life
A demon or undead will never come and hurt us
And I promise I'll give my life
and all of my gold because I am your Hireling
Put this on my life
The fumes that I breathe in, all the jungles I fight in
And I promise I'll give my life
and all of my gold because I am your Hireling

[Chorus]

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