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Song Parodies -> "Dandruff Off Your Shoulder"

Original Song Title:

"Dirt Off Your Shoulder"

Original Performer:

Jay Z

Parody Song Title:

"Dandruff Off Your Shoulder"

Parody Written by:

Manda May

The Lyrics

for the record, i dont like Jay-Z, i dont like hip hop or rap music, i HATE wiggers, and i have never heard the whole song.... so yu know.. and i know it sux but i dont care
If you feelin kinda flaky, go and brush that dandruff off
Ladies is flaky too, go and brush that dandruff off
need some head and shoulders maybe? don't forget that I told you
Get, them, flakes off your shoulder

ya probably know already, dont care that yer flaky
Tryin to get some ladies, but you need selsun blue, baby
dont wear black without the blue, dont wanna share the same brush with you
it look like its been snowing, but its just yer flaky scalp
you'd think you're in the alps
seriously buy some shampoo, we'll all cheer woo hoo

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