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Song Parodies -> "Big Pimples"

Original Song Title:

"Big P!mpin'"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Big Pimples"

Parody Written by:

Panic Pagoda

The Lyrics

About terrible acne. And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE click on my name and review any parodies that haven't been reviewed yet! :)
Eww, ewe w ew
It's big pimples baby..
It's big pimple, spreadin' cream
Feel me.. oil-y ugh, yuck-yuck..
Ew-ew-guyeah, geyeah
Ew-ew-geyeah, geyeah..

You know I - pop em, rub em, scratch em, leave em
Cause I don't &$%@in like em
Scrape em with the fork, keep em lookin good
But I don't &$*#in like em
First time I see pus I'm screamin
Talkin bout, "Dermatoligists?"
I got pimples in every corner of my face, itch
Better treat than bleed em
In the cut where I bleed em
Til I just go nuts, til I see the white, gross guts
Then it's, Clearasil and I'm pickin at em
Let me name every last one of em
Many chicks wanna keep fingers off my scalp
Avoid them and treat blackheads
Just because you got bad head, I'll give bread
so you can be rubbin em up? &@!%# I..
moisten with nothin, seen in the front
Me, get a date form a woman?
Not with big zits, never happen
I'll be forever scratchin
Head oily as a canvas painting, I got no passion
I got no patience
And I hate feelin..
Hey get yo' Neutrogena in
And let's RU-U-U-U-B.. check em out now
T-R-E-E-E-A-T-, yeah
And let's M-O-I-S-T-E-N.. dig em out now
E-W-W-W-W-W, yeah

[Chorus One: Lay-Z]

We got real.. big pimples, we using NeutroG's
Feel em all now
Big pimples, I'm B.A.L.D.
We doin.. big pimples up near N.Y.C.
It's just that Dermatoligist, Pimple Cream, and O-I-L-Y
Yo yo yo.. big pimples, spreadin cream
We doin - big pimples, on B.A.L..D.s
We doin.. big pimples like in N.Y.C.
It's just that Dermatoligist, Pimple Cream, and O-I-L-Y

[Bun B]
Oily it's the - big Southern clogged face, you know
Comin straight out of using oil of Oley-o
Makes a thrill lookin at a sorry face
Then sit back and count the zits everyplace
Oops, my bad, that's MY acne, you know
No I can't count hoe fast they grow
Now every time, every place, everywhere we go
Grows and pops up - they say, "Look at em grow!"
Now these morons all know we carry mo' cream than a little bit
We don't rub it all over, throw a fit
And if you dare to lick when I spread, then it won't be a little head
Go read a book bout dermatology stupid and step up yo' vocab
Don't be surprised if yo' acne juts out at me
and you see oil comin down on yo' scalp
Livin blackhead-miserable, so mad, you just can't take it
But moron if you hatin I
then you wait while I get yo' zits exposed out, just scrape it
You gotta pay like you weigh wet wit two layers of Clearasil on
Now get yo' face to the back as I'm fixin zits that are black
Timbaland let me pop my pimples off
Pop it up in the pro-zone
That's the washcloth that we breakin these acne on
Ain't the track that they grow on
But when room get hot, then the junk start poppin like ozone
We keep zits hidden like Invisible-man
Fo' real it don't get no bigger man
Don't treat, let's beat, gettin wiped on the flip
Poppin pimples with the often useless washcloths, fool

[Chorus Two: Oily]

We hate.. big pimples, spreadin creams
We hate.. big pimples, on S.C.A.L.P.S
We hate.. big pimples down in our faces
It's just that Neutrogena, Pimple Cream, and O-I-L-Y
Cause we hate.. big pimples, usin NeutroG's
And we hate.. big pimples, on S.C.A.L.P.'s
Cause we hate.. big pimples on our faces
It's just that Neutrogena, Pimple Cream, and O-I-L-Y.. ya know

[Pimple Cream]
Uhh.. smoke em out, blow em up, keep em clean with my cup
All my face got blackheads and oil, in my hood iy sure isn't luck
Everybody wanna crawl, holler at bleeding at the mall
Pop em up, watch em drip, too bad I can't destroy em all
If I wasn't treatin baby, I would still be rubbin Clearisil
Chromy shiny slippery daily, no rest until whiteheads fray me
Uhhh, now what y'all know bout them nerdy boys
Comin down in rusty toys, rubbin cream and fearin noise

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Mike yBoy - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude hwat happened a bunch of peopel have no ratings now

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