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Song Parodies -> "That's My Foot"

Original Song Title:

"Excuse Me Miss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"That's My Foot"

Parody Written by:

MC Budder

The Lyrics

Chorus-
you're standing on my foot, I can't take it
It really hurt's baby, just step off it
excuse me, that's my foot
hurt's so much

excuse me miss, that's my foot
could u please step off of it
and I would stop crying 2 night

verse 1
u must not know what I'm screamin 4
ma I guess u don't notice what you're standin on
I think u done broke my foot or I would be tryin 2 kick ya off
at the top of my lungs, take a step back and I wouldn't have 2 scream no more
the only thing hurtin is my foot
just look, u in the middle and on 2 of my toes
only got 3 left that ain't crippled so don't stand on those
and by now u gotta know
ain't there any body else u can stand on, this hurts 2 much
it's been 30 minutes now and all the bones in my foot are crushed
MC Budder in here!
now I'm screamin and pullin out all my hair
now it's gettin crowded and coz of u I czn't get no air
what u puttin all you're weight on one leg 4, and wantin' me 2 hurt 4
therefore, I don't want you're foot on mine no more
back and fourth about who's turn it is on my foot, holla

(chorus)

verse 2
I'm like, "my foot's no floor don't jump no more
it's so sore, did u say ice pack, maybe 3 or more!"
now she don't like me, she never met me
she won't get off my foot so I ask her politley
I really want her off, so I'm screamin' & weapin'
I thought she was gettin' off, I mustta been' dreamin
I ask again 2 get offa that, she just laughs at that
she see's my open left foot and drops a mag-a-net
it's hurtin so bad I'm gaggin, her friends laughin along
with Large Bheezy braggin on the song
she gets a glimpse of my crooked foot and she likes that
then she starts kickin it, so I fight back
I could get her off me if this was "The Matrix"
but stop, don't let my foot hurt
I guess next time I'll be more careful, u live and u learn
c'mon

Chorus

verse 3
yo, lets take a step back, the middle of my foot has a crack
she left for a second but even quicker was back
I hope u done standin 4 now
the back part of my foot sticks up u get off it 4 now
so ma, u been on my foot 4 2 hours or so
I' m bout 2 hire a hitman 2 get u off of my toes
this hurts worse then I ever thought it could
but 1 more timebefore I pull out my glock, get off my foot

Chorus

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john comment - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
your rap was shizney to the fizney biatch i know because im hizzy fizzy dizzy wizzy word to the old skool

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