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Song Parodies -> "Gun This Deer"

Original Song Title:

"Run This Town"

Original Performer:

Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Gun This Deer"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

ft. Rihanna and Kaye West: Hunting is big where I'm from, I personally don't participate, but one of my close friends really wanted me to write this one, so I did.
Intro: Hear it walkin’ through woods
I would shoot it if I could
I’m addicted to the thrill
But sometimes it’s misunderstood
Through my scope I’m starin’ down
Gonna take this big deer now
Only thing that’s on my mind
Is who gonna gun this deer tonight?
Is who gonna gun this deer tonight?
I’m gonna gun this deer

Verse 1: We hunt, yeah I said it we hunt
This is blue nation
Pledge your allegiance
Get camo vests on
Blend in with ev’rything
With trees, with leaves
Blend in with ev’rything
And our shotgun are our rock-guns
Campin’ with our Remington’s
I don’t want a duck
I’m gonna go for the big buck
These are los ciervos
Get the hunting perros
But right now, I’m aiming at this big deer
I’m a couple shells down, and I’m tryin’ to load it
I aimed straight and pop, I missed the shot, I blowed it
Yeah I’m talkin’ just inches
Just barely, not really
Here it go
Back to crouchin’ up in the deer stand
Now we wait more
Much more

Chorus: It’s a sport
But it’s not fair
I can’t find these deer anywhere
So we’ll wait in a small search
Hopin’ a deer will emerge
Mantle piece dreams still alive
A ten point buck would look so nice
Only thing that’s on my mind
Is who gonna gun this deer tonight?
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Who gonna gun this deer tonight?
Hey-hey-hey-hey

Verse 2: Clever
Yeah I said we’re clever
You can call me Elmer
Quite a nice feller
I’m a deer stand dweller
Show those deer we’re stellar
Remington fiend
It’s return of the guns
Peace guns
Uh, uh
And I ain’t never missin’
I’m in the Frat
Uh, Wesley A. Gibson
In the woods we silent
Eff that talkin’ s**t, just listen
We got arrows for the fun
We got our shotguns for the mission (Yeah!)
And I ain’t missin’ one shot
Should be law enforcement
Cuz I’d be good in SWAT (Yeah!)
And we don’t shoot doe
But my freezer is lookin like a butcher’s home (Yeah!)

Chorus: It’s a sport
But it’s not fair
I can’t find these deer anywhere
So we’ll wait in a small search
Hopin’ a deer will emerge
Mantle piece dreams still alive
A ten point buck would look so nice
Only thing that’s on my mind
Is who gonna gun this deer tonight?
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Who gonna gun this deer tonight?
Hey-hey-hey-hey

Verse 3: It’s amazing how you can go from being Tarzan
To everybody callin’ you a marksman
Can’t even count how many deer I’ve gotten
Next time I‘m in woods, deers should caution
5 AM calls
Everybody is cold
This the life all rednecks ask for
This a great life
We on the back roads
What you think hunt for?
To shoot a firkin wood board?
But I know that if I keep fronting
All these deer are gonna start running
I could spend my whole life God damn hunting
All the good gon’ come is as good when we’re trucking
I got a deer that could carry a whole mack truck
And on top, uh
Twelve point buck!
And I’m just mackin’
From the Captain
And I can’t wait ‘til I get so more action
We give a damn about the balance of the nature
That’s why we careful not to harm a single acre
Forest
Baby, I’m cooler than a glacier
And I can be deeper than a crater
What’s that taste?
Baby, not veal
And was it chased?
What?
Baby, sit still
You trippin’ when you ain’t sippin’
Have a refill
You feel like you huntin’, huh?
Know you know how I feel
What’s Up!

Outro: Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
March 14, 2011 Please rate and comment! :)

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Old Man Ribber - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Blayde - It's a sad commentary when more deer are killed by cars than hunters. ;D
agrimorfee - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(Abc) Yo Blaydeman, you took the spirit of da street to the spirit of da forest. Hunta Rap, word! Ted Nugent would approve, I think.
Mark Scotti - May 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) This one "struck" me well...with great creativity. Nice one Blayde!
Abbott Skelding - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
ABC: Nice work! I agree with Grim with Nugents approval (minus the whole Ted listening to Jay-Z haha)
D-mon - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) bullseye! you really pegged this one bro-seph!
Below Average Dave - May 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Great idea and pacing, loved your rhyming, I didn't find it terribly funny, but I always love seeing new songs hit, even if I hate said new song (sorry--that DOES NOT influence my vote whatsoever though) but I did some laughs out of the idea of Rihanna in camouflage hunting deer wearing S&M near a California King Bed
bobpiecheese - May 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great idea, a bit more polish would've made this fantastic, but it's still great as is. 555 for you!
Matthias - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Even though you really could have played the redneck card with this one, you didn't, which surprisingly works out better for me because you were able to talk more about the sport of hunting than listing a bunch of white trash jokes. This was a clever parody and I really enjoyed it.

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