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Song Parodies -> "99 Problems (Myspace Song)"

Original Song Title:

"99 Problems"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jay-z

Parody Song Title:

"99 Problems (Myspace Song)"

Parody Written by:

Weiner Face

The Lyrics

Well it's pretty self explainitory.I'm pretty sure everyones familiar with the popular website myspace.I decided to make a song about it.It was a bit challenging with all the rapping and all.Well i hope you like it.Please feel free to comment on how you think i did.I would like some pointers or tips OR... maybe even compliments on the song!Well enjoy:DThanks for taking the time to read this!!
I'm havin myspace problems feel bad for me someone
I got 99 problems yes myspace is one

I got the comment patrol on the Tom patrol
Foes that wanna make your myspace clone
Myspace critics say my top 8's all hoes
Picture comments about your zapatoes
You'll be celebrating the moment you get one of those
If you don't like my myspace messages then press forward
I got beef with Tom for not updating my shows
They don't like my profile,I don't care So...
Rap hoax try to use my pictures
So friends give them more pic comments and more adds,stupid myspacers
add me

The years '06 and my blog is raw
Yeah and my mirror pic is all i got Thanks alot Tom

You got 2 choices give me you password or hmmmm
Okay comment my pictures more
Now i ain't lets see how many adds i can get contest with Jake from myspace
Plus i got a few profiles just incase
So i message Tom over on his Pro
I asked Tom Do you know why i'm messagin you for?
Cause I'm cool and my myspace hasn't been updated of course
What kind of myspacer do you mistake me for?
He replyed "I don't know lol"
Are you gonna delete my profile or should i just go?
Well you have fifty five hundred friends instead of fifty fo'
Your myspace picture is of you in a beat up car
Are you who you say you are?
I read his myspace a bit
Are you gonna add him?
My comment box isn't working so message me back
I know it's truley a fright but I'm going to ask Tom about that
He asked why you message me back
Do you have a complaint or somethin
Did someone leave a mean comment
Yeah I don't give my password out, but the hackers know a bit
Just enough to screw with it
We'll see how smart you are once Tom comes
99 problems yes myspace is one
I got 99 problems yes myspace is one



99 problems yes myspace is one
I got 99 problems yes myspace is one
Add me

{Verse 3}

Now once a profile ago
A myspace man like myself had to delete a foe
This is not foe in the sence of deleting
But a hacker havin no sence ,made me push delete
I tried to push ignore but he talk to me more
Add him because some guys just like to be myspace whores
You know the ones that are named Mike
But wouldn't delete me if we got in a fight
The only thing that 's gonna happen is I'm gonna start addin
He and his myspace boys are gonna be complainin to the myspace captain
And there i go deleting the myspace again
Back to the myspace hacking again
Profiles with my pics all over them
TOM tried to comment me again
Only half a comment about how I'm e-mailing him
All because i was harassin that kid
Trying to act coy like he's jokin
Man what does he think i'm smokin
But.. ain't nothing sweet as that picture of me with a gun
I got 99 problems yes myspace is one
add me

{chorus x3}

Your crazy about this profile Tom!
It's your Boy!
Yes i did use some of the words from the original lyrics at the end of each line.But i had to because it fit this well.I made some last minute changes to make it sound better.You guys will probabley hate it 's okay.I took a while writing this and i think it's funny.I'm pretty content with it.

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mike - November 08, 2010 - Report this comment
i'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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