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Song Parodies -> "Get Some Dental Floss"

Original Song Title:

"Brush Your Shoulders Off"

Original Performer:

Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Get Some Dental Floss"

Parody Written by:

Lawrence C Rush Jr

The Lyrics

Get Some Dental Floss

Chorus:
Man yo teeth is lookin' messed up
Go'on get some dental floss
Clean out ya grill playa
Go'on get some dental floss
Your teeth are crazy baby
Even though you brush
You gotta
Get
Between those bicuspids

V.1
You gotta clean up ya grill
You cain't just brush'n'not floss
Just think of what all your bad
Dental hygiene'll cause
Man your mouth is gross
Gingivitis and worse
You need to scrape that tarter off
Toothpick or fork
See yo mouth is so ugly
Children run away screamin'
All the ladies get sick
Ev'ry time you be cheesin'
All the playas be clownin'
When you open your mouth'n
But all the dentists enjoy it
When you make an appointment
Get those cavities filled
And don't forget those new caps
Get some headgear and braces
Gotta close up those gaps
Your jacked up teeth_look_like
You chewin' on cinder blocks
Like you stone age man
With a mouth full of rocks

Chorus:

V.2
If you ain't got no toothpaste
Then you use baking soda
And brush'em three times a day
Once just ain't gonna hold ya
You need to sweeten your breath
Like an air freshener yessir
Make me close up my nose
Cause your breath is a stressor
You got 32 teeth in ya mouth
So care for ‘em
Got, 32 teeth in ya mouth
So please floss'em or
32 teeth'll fall out
Include fillings
Then 32 teeth'll be gone
Now you're eating
Applesauce
Shoulda flossed
Keep ya teeth healthy man
But they so yellow
It looks like they made of Kraft easy-mac
Just open up yo mouth wide
Put that wire inside
Then your teeth'll be clean
Do you know what I mean?

Chorus:

V.3
Now your teeth be all loose
They be covered in plaque
And your gums they be bleedin'
And they blacker than black
Man I'm dissin' your grill
All over this track
‘Cause yo breath is so bad
I don't know how to act
Yo mouth is jacked
Partner
That's a fact
Partner
You don't think you all messed up
Playa ask about it
Yes yo teeth are crappy
Yo breath is trashy
Yo gums are bleeding
It's all so nasty
You gotta problem chief
It's all up in yo mouth it's called you teeth
They bright and yellow like a piece of cheese
So brush your teeth ‘cause it's causin'
Stuff to grow like some moss'n
What you really need to do
Is not forget to keep flossin'

Chorus out

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Tobin - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I tried to be tough, but not too bad if iI say so myself.
MICHAEL - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
ACTUALLY THE TITLE OF JAY Z'S SONG IS CALLED DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDERS NOT BRUSH YOUR SHOULDERS OFF.
Yup - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment
that was pretty good

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