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Song Parodies -> "Fried Chicken"

Original Song Title:

"Big Pimpin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jay Z

Parody Song Title:

"Fried Chicken"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Uh-hu, uh uh uh.

It's fried chicken, baby.

It's fried chicken, it's 12-piece.
Feed me. Uh-hu, uhh. Uh-hu.

Ba-ba-baked chicken.
Ba-ba-baked chicken.

You know I chow 'em, eat 'em, love 'em, munch 'em.
I just love to eat 'em.
Take them out of Lee's, Famous Recipe.
I really need 'em.
When I complain, they breezin'.
They ask me, "What's the reasons?"
I'm a junkie in every of the word, dawg.
Got my greasy and my baked-up.
In the buffet is where I eat 'em.
Til' I need a nudda' piece, Til' I need another bucket.
Then it's "What's yo' order, sir, please hurry up."
Let 'em deep fry my chicken, and hand them my ten buck.
Many cops wanna get chicken in their guts.
Stop by, and pick up a 'buck.
Just because you got good wings, I got my things.
So you can be chowin' it up, man I,
Parts without bones, I ain't be frontin'.
Chicken with a heart that's like a woman's.
Money for nothing, just some breasts.
I'll be forever whacking,
At the chicken legs, of a chicken's passion.
I got no patience.
And I hate waiting.
Yo' get yo' butt here,
And let's O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, chicken legs now.
O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, yeah.
And let's O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, chicken legs now.
O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, yeah.


We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.
Pay the cash now.
I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.
We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.
With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

Yo, yo, yo Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.
I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.
We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.
With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

Chicken it's the- big Southern take-out meal to go.
We just want white chicken bones.
With dark meat, and some more to go.
And here, right here's, my sce-nawr-e-oh.
Oops, my bad, that's scenario.
I ain't taking that long, so here it goes.
Now I want some corn cobs here to go.
Moe starts pointin'- he says "There he go!"
Now these cashiers know we want mo' meat than a little bit.
Or we'll take him to our little crib.
Then I'll look at him, and spit. That'll give him alittle hint.
Go read to sign you illiterate sonofagun and get you some contacts.
Don't be surprised if I catch yo' hint 'bout me.
And I'll be easy on you with some slab.
We are ghetto hungry, so sad, we just can't take it.
Hurry up with our order, punk.
Or I'll punch you in the face, where your breaking, you fakin'.
I will not pay if my pay is gay, and crummy with bad skin on.
Now sit your butt down in front. Now I won't be blunt.
Timberlake is a ding-dong.
Pumpin' it up with the fruit cons.
That's the stuff that we torture those brats on.
Ain't the type that gets my flow on.
But when the chicken is hot, then the skin starts poppin' like popcorn.
We keep legs, thighs, breasts in the bucket, man.
I need big breasts for the bigger man.
You've tripped, he's flipped, gettin' chicken with a tip.
About how to cool the baked chicken legs, foo!

We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.
Pay the cash now.
I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.
We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.
With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

Yo, yo, yo Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.
I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.
We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.
With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.


Uh, I'm chowin' it, lovin' it, eat it all in my crib.
All my seats are leather and greased, in my hood we call it creased. {huh?}
Everybody wanna ball, holla' in KFC startin' a brall.
If you up, you will fall, you can't screw me, ya'll.
If I hated chicken baby, I would not have my greasy leather seatings.
Chronic tonic, deadly baby. No rest until the white guy gets me.
Uhhh, now what ya'll know about Kentucky Fried Chicken, boys.
Maybe they'll have some special toys, special things, of course stupid toys.


We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.
Pay the cash now.
I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.
We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.
With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.
Yo, yo, yo Fried Chicken, right from KFC's.
I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece.
We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs.
With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 111

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I don't know, you tell me - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Very nice, very nice. Except that little thing where you used "punk" as an insult. That's not kewlz, man. Just gotta represent! GOOD CHARLOTTE ROCKS MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! Jay-Z's pretty kewlz too, dawg! *LOL* I gave ya all 5's.
FILTHY CENT a.k.a. UnKrowned_King - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
F**K good charlotte dem b***hes anywayz....this was off da hook wit a little worm juice at the tip mayne fo real......
dave - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
you're all idiots.

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