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Song Parodies -> "Im Sore"

Original Song Title:

"Im Yours"

Original Performer:

Jason Mraz

Parody Song Title:

"Im Sore"

Parody Written by:

J Lucia-wright (jj)

The Lyrics

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Well, my bum bum’s trumpy and i bet that you smelt it
tried to escape but even Edinburgh felt it
It blew right through my crack, paralysed my cat
before the arse gas runs out I'll be givin it a sound check
and nothing will stop me except a heavy duty butt plug!
I reckon I will never learn its starting to burn! so

I won't flatulise no more,
Its sore, it cannot wait
Theres more

Well open up your bowels and be like me
Push and then a squeeze and damn its free
Learn to love your fart and then just trump trump trump
Let the people round you hear you fart and let your wind be free
Were just 1 fart family
coz it's our godforsaken right to just trump trump trump trump trump

So, i won't flatulise no more,
Im sore, it cannot wait theres more
there's no need to waft and wave im wearing shorts
it cannot wait
im sore


I've been spendin' way too long crossing my legs and let it linger
Just let the bugger rip and push the toxic through the sphincter
My last meal clogged up my arse
and so I pulled my finger and laughed
I guess if it was urgent I would stop the car and park it
Open the door and trump before I pebbled dash the carpet
it's what i aim to do
no poo on my new shoes

But I won't flatulise no more,
Im sore it cannot wait
Theres more

Well open up your bowels and be like me
Push and then a squeeze and damn its free
Learn to love your fart and then just trump trump trump
Let the people round you hear you fart and let your wind be free
Were just 1 fart family
coz it's our godforsaken right to just trump trump trump trump trump

Well open up your bowels and be like me
Push and then a squeeze and damn its free
Learn to love your fart and then just trump trump trump
Let the people round you hear you fart and let your wind be free
Were just 1 fart family
coz it's our godforsaken right to just trump trump trump trump trump

Well open up your bowels and be like me
Push and then a squeeze and damn its free
Learn to love your fart and then just trump trump trump
Let the people round you hear you fart and let your wind be free
Were just 1 fart family
coz it's our godforsaken right to just trump trump trump trump trump

coz it's our godforsaken right to just trump trump trump trump trump
Let the people round you hear you fart and let your wind be free
Were just 1 fart family
coz it's our godforsaken right to just trump trump trump trump trump





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