Well it's Black Friday, and the stores are open
The holiday's comin' and I really am hopin'
That on the 25th, great presents I'll be with
There is a new toy out, I really really hope I get it
And nothings gonna stop me from receiving my store credit
From sweaters that I'll never wear, from my aunt vanessa

I can't wait, to get that new toy car, it just came out in stores

They open up the doors I run right in,
I trample over some South Indian
I'm sorry, I wish everyone wouldn't shove shove shove
I'm running through Best Buy in preparation for Christmas day
I want the Dark Knight on Blu-Ray
Not a fucking partridge, and two turtle doves doves doves doves doves

Well I can't wait to get that new toy car, it just came out in stores
And I need to watch two moms fight over the last Elmo doll in stores

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Fa la la la la la la la

I've been spending way too long, singing this song, I feel foolish
I'm singing about Christmas, and my family is Jewish
Don't tell my rabbi this, he'll give me another bris
I guess what I am saying is I get my presents early
While all my Christian friends are waiting, they're impatient surely
The 25th will arrive, I'll be on day five

I can't wait to get my new toy car, it just came out in stores
And I need to wait in line to return gifts, my friends just bought in stores