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Song Parodies -> "Mortician's Way"

Original Song Title:

"Whatcha Say"

Original Performer:

Jason Derulo

Parody Song Title:

"Mortician's Way"

Parody Written by:

Zoinkfunkledonkered

The Lyrics

..MMMM Mortician's way

Mm Mortician's way (Chorus)
Mm Don't I dress you up swell
Well that's just part of it
Mm Mortician's Way
Mmmm Morician's way

Mm Mortician's way
Mm Don't I dress you up swell
And make you not smell-bad
Mm Mortician's Way
For your final rest, cuz you know it is

Ouch, just now, I cut my thumb
Boy give me that before you hurt yourself
But boss my job, means so much
I don't wanna work anywhere else, so know

I know how to use the Hydro Aspirator
You taught on the Tissue Reducer
So plug me in, (plug me in), so that I can (that I can) Be a great Mortician!

Remember when I put the needle in and the fluids came out I just didn't know what to do
You said to me, "Son it still happens to me too,
Just clean up all the goo" (oh the goo..)

(Chorus)

Ouch, Now I swear, that I'll be, a bit more careful
And goo, oh the goo, on your pants
Why can't you just let it go...

My embalming skills can't get much better
But this body can't lay on here forever
So plug me in, (plug me in), so that I can (that I can) Be a great Mortician!....

Remember when I put the needle in and the fluids came out I just didn't know what to do
You said to me, "Son it still happens to me too,
Just clean up all the goo" (oh the goo..)

(Chorus)

Sir, tell me why'd ya why'd ya hire Jose (jose)
Please don't release me, cuz of the goo thing
Sir tell me why'd ya why'd ya hire Jose (jose)
Being a mortician is my life don't trust Jose with a knife.

Sir, tell me why'd ya why'd ya hire Jose (jose)
Please don't release me, cuz of the goo thing
Sir tell me why'd ya why'd ya hire Jose (jose)
Being a mortician is my life don't trust Jose with knives.....

Remember when I put the needle in and the fluids came out I just didn't know what to do
You said to me, "Son it still happens to me too,
Just clean up all the goo" (oh not the goo..)

Mm Mortician's way
Mm Don't I dress you up swell
Well that's just part of it
Mm Mortician's Way
Mmmm Morician's way

Mm Mortician's way
Mm His name is Manuel, and not Jose
Mm Mortician's Way
Mmmm Morician's way........



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