Song Parodies -> There is no Noonan Syndrome
| Original Song Title: | "There is no Arizona" |
| Original Performer: | Jamie O'Neil |
| Parody Song Title: | "There is no Noonan Syndrome" |
| Parody Written by: | Katie Ford |
This song is based on a virtuallly unknown, but true story about how a racist doctor named Jacquline Noonan cooked up a disorder back in 1963.
She wanted to create a disorder
called Noonan Syndrome.
It was about people she hated
to her, they should all be lowly rated.
Asians, Blacks, the third wold victims, the disabled,
none of this is fabled.
So the world should know,
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
No such disorder.
No question that she's pretty dumb.
She is a racist quack,
let's face it.
It may sound innocent,
But it doesn't exist.
The disorder she cooked up.
So the world should know,
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
She went out to get support
from people like her.
Many did, 'cause she is a southerner.
But the times 'a changed,
Civial Rights, and new laws have been proclaimed.
She's gotten away for so long,
but now those times are gone, 'cause
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
No such disorder.
No question she's pretty dumb.
She is a racist quack,
let's face it.
It may sound innocent,
But it doesn't exist.
The disorder she cooked up.
So the world should know,
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
For thirty-eight years, she thought she could get away with it,
but now we're all gonna' pitch a fit.
She tired to hide by lying low,
but not anymore, 'cause don't you know,
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
No such disorder.
No question she's pretty dumb.
She is a racist quack,
let's face it.
It may sound innocent,
But it doesn't exist.
The disorder she cooked up.
So the world should know,
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
She created a racist disorder
called Noonan Syndrome.
called Noonan Syndrome.
It was about people she hated
to her, they should all be lowly rated.
Asians, Blacks, the third wold victims, the disabled,
none of this is fabled.
So the world should know,
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
No such disorder.
No question that she's pretty dumb.
She is a racist quack,
let's face it.
It may sound innocent,
But it doesn't exist.
The disorder she cooked up.
So the world should know,
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
She went out to get support
from people like her.
Many did, 'cause she is a southerner.
But the times 'a changed,
Civial Rights, and new laws have been proclaimed.
She's gotten away for so long,
but now those times are gone, 'cause
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
No such disorder.
No question she's pretty dumb.
She is a racist quack,
let's face it.
It may sound innocent,
But it doesn't exist.
The disorder she cooked up.
So the world should know,
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
For thirty-eight years, she thought she could get away with it,
but now we're all gonna' pitch a fit.
She tired to hide by lying low,
but not anymore, 'cause don't you know,
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
No such disorder.
No question she's pretty dumb.
She is a racist quack,
let's face it.
It may sound innocent,
But it doesn't exist.
The disorder she cooked up.
So the world should know,
There is no Noonan Syndrome.
She created a racist disorder
called Noonan Syndrome.
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